"I.. am Super F@cking B!tch, and this is my job."
She heard someone scream not too far away.
"It looks like I am needed."
And off she went. She flew up to a building then landed on its rooftop, and from there, listened for another scream.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!! HELP ME!" A woman screamed.
She then jumped from building to building towards the direction of the screaming, to help the oppressed!
"I am here!" Super F@cking B!tch said.
"What a weirdo!" The man holding a knife said, looking at her supergirl-wannabe suit.
"That's what they all say." She smirked, as if she was proud of it.
She then screamed at the man. But she did not just scream a regular scream, oh no, and not just an ordinary bitch scream, she was batshit screaming like a Super.. F@cking.. B!tch.
"AGAHHHH!!!" The man screamed in agony as his ears literally bled and melted into a hot, jelly-like meaty substance. "I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!!!"
"Wow, what a Super F@cking B!tch!" The woman said.
"Hey, that's me." And she then flew away into the horizon, leaving the victim safe and a bit confused, and the suspect injured and probably deaf for the rest of his life, but with a lesson that he will never, ever forget. He might adopt a son who will become Super F@cking B!tch's archenemy, but, eh. Super F@cking B!tch will take care of it by bitching since..
She is indeed, a Super F@cking B!tch.
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(Old/Cancelled) Oneshots!
Short Story(Old/Cancelled) "Let's make some stories, shall we?" This book consists of Oneshots! and Oneshot Series! that I found skipping, playing, and roaming around in an abstract place called, "My Thoughts", so you can be rest assured that no plagiarism h...
