ONE LAST TIME

Dog piles and charming princes

"Oh my god!"

" This is got to be a fucking joke!"

"Shit!Shit! Tell me I am dreaming"
What the hell.
I turned groaning.
I hate Mondays and that is an understatement. Ever since this term has started I have been slogging my ass of. Sucks to be multitalented. And mondays are literally the worst of the lot. So today was no exception.

It was worse than my second day of being on period. I fucked my biology test. Can't really help the fact that I am not interested in learning about how plants grow. On top of them, we had a double maths period.
Like what even?
And now after sleeping at 3 in the morning thanks to biology I am trying to catch some beauty sleep here.
And it is not happening.
Can a girl get 15 mins of sleep atleast?
I could still hear the squealings. God,you genuinely gave me a couple of barbies as my dormmates. It's like an opera house of overdrive hormonal kids.
I am kidding. I love them just not right now.

"Uhmmm"
I coughed trying to clear my throat.
No shit given.
Come on man, someone with two ounce of decency should notice me trying to catch my sleep.
"Holy fuck! I AM SOOO EXCITED"
Someone screamed from the entrance.
Now I AM PISSED. Really, I get the excitement in the air. Everybody has been buzzed about it but I am feeling too droopy to even think of being around the other gender.
"OKAY,I get it . The boys school is coming but Your dear friend here needs her sleep. So please shut up"
Phew.
They listened to me. I mentally whoop inside.
Thank heavens.
I turned around and lifted my covering sheet whe-
"DOG PILE"
DEAR LORD.
My breath went when 6 of them jumped on me.
Aw come on. I gave a frigging speech out there half asleep for this?
Dog piles was created by us when we were punished. It is like jumping on a single person when she is being annoyingly busy or not having fun to piss her off. And I know I am being annoying right now but seriously?

"Juvena, get up ass!"
My bestfriend Arya screamed.
"Dog pile!!!! I'm joining girls"
Simran jumped on me and the little oxygen left in me went.
"Okay..okay!"
I coughed trying to crawl out of the pile. I could feel my head getting lighter.
Lack of fucking oxygen.
"Girls. What is going on? Get down ,will you?"
I froze. No freaking way.
We are so dead.
I looked up fron the bottom of the pile to see my beloved headmistress staring at us wide-
eyed. To say that she hates us is way too mild. She freaking would love to kill us. The amount we have crossed the line set by her is not funny.
The whole pile was shaking. This is not good.
What the-
Everyone came tumbling down.
Ouch.
Fuck. Shit.
She was still staring at us. Come on! Not like we were having an orgy. It looked like but hello?
"What was happening?"
She looked like she was about to explode and she barked the question out.
Arya was biting her cheek trying to stiffle her laugh.
Half the dorm was standing behing Natasha.
She was the tallest so it was safe to laugh behind her.
Me?
I was on the side with no cover like a dumbass.
"Juvena, answer me. Why were the girls on top of you?"
Are you kidding with me?
What the fuck am I suppose to answer that with.
Oh Ma'am 15 of us were trying to have sex together.
So cool.
"Uh..Ma'am we were just playing."
Malissa looked at me as if I was screwed.
Playing what?
Great job,Juvena.
"After fete, all of you are going to meet me."
She turned on her heels and stomped off. Simran followed her copying her stride.
I bursted out laughing. Fuck my nap.
Everyone was on the floor laughing their ass off.
"Wait..." I tried to speak and laugh at the same time.
"Why were you guys screaming?"
Natasha rolled towards my side.
"You don't know?"
She looked at me wide-eyed as if I was living under a rock.
"What? About fete being longer?"
Natasha grinned slapping me on my arm.
Ouch! That hurt.
"Just tell me for god sake!"
Riya screamed from wherever she was.
"Los Angeles high school is coming for a two weeks exchange..Wohoooooo"
So what?
I rolled my eyes.
"Okay,hot guys,new faces,no classes. Yeah!" I muttered.
Natasha turned towards me.
"Juve,you still didn't get it did you?"
"What!?"
I threw my hands up exasperated.
" It's L.A. central high!"
I am done with this shit.
" Ya, so what?"
"Babe, where the fuck is Ethan Dolan studying?"
Natasha threw her hands up muttering.
"Oh my god. You are so daft"
Holy grant fucker.
What?!
"Oh my god! I AM SO FREAKING DUMB!! YOU ARE KIDDING WITH ME.
ETHAN GRANT DOLAN"
The whole dorm was laughing.
"Juve you look like a freaking dying seal right now."
"Honoured to know that,bitch. Right now I am feeling like a walrus with breathing issues."
Riya sat up from between the beds.

"Guys, we have 15 minutes for fete."
Loud groans were heard on all sides.
No one wants to walk for 3 hours bumping into random boys and having awkward conversations.
And especially my dorm considering the fact that we have a number of exes and it is kind of an unspoken rule that talking to your ex's friends is weird .
So you get the point?
It sucks more in my case considering I dated the hot shot and he dumped me.
A small pain erupted in my chest. Nope not today.
"Oh shit , my prince will be waiting for me on a white horse!"
Malissa squealed with every word laced in sarcasm. She just had her breakup hence the excitement.
"Yeah right, mine will lift me off the ground."
Ishita spoke with a straight face just to earn a snort from Arya.
" Oh bitches please, mine will kiss me right there and there and you guys can burn in hell"
"Okay single ladies,enough dreaming. We need to get ready."
I jumped up pulling Catherine's hand.
"Why you so excited?"
Lava asked, that annoying smile on her face.
"Oh you know, my imaginary boyfie is dying to meet me just like yours."
I retorted back grinning.
If god didn't give me looks I atleast had a smart brain.
I said if.
I am kidding.
*********2 Hours later********
"I think I'm done stalking people."
Sia stopped abruptly and turned with a wild grin on her face.
She is so crazy that you can't help but laugh whenever she is around.
"Same here girl.I feel ya" She raised her hand for a high five.
I laughed smacking my hand.
God I love my creepy dorm too much.
We had been through every shit but yet somehow we had always managed to get through and now the message was clear in the whole school.
Don't mess with the crazy dysfunctional shit united dorm.

That is if you have heard the word of us throwing stink bombs on our head mistress or having a photoshoot right in the middle of a punishment.

I turned around to grab Simran but damn, that girl is already one step ahead chatting with her ex's bestfriend. She has a fucking strong game. I raises my eyebrows at her as Sia made a slitting her neck gesture. She smiles sweetly at us and ignored dragging the guy away.
I took the coke can from Sia's hand and scanned the field.

Huh! Happy couples, so into each other. My life is so happening.
The boys school meets us thrice a year. How exciting!
"OMG!" 
A high pitched squeal threatening to rip my ear drums erupted from my left.
Sia and I whipped out head around.
What the fuck?!
A junior was jumping up and down flailing her arms about.
I squinted my eyes at her raising my arms to block the evening sun.
Yep I know her considering the amount of times she used to flirt with my boyfriend. It is kind of surprising I haven't smacked her yet.
"Omg! Omg! They are here..yeaaaahhh!!"
Sia mutterd some really colourful profanities under her  breath.
" She looks like a retarded seal. Why the fuck is she screaming?!"
I shook my head and watcher her wild gesture and then finally saw her pointing something out to her friends.
I turned around to where she was pointing.
Oh!
I could feel the fangirl in me jumping up and down and it was taking every decent behaviour I have in myself to restrain my feet from taking off on a sprint.
"I think I know why!"
I definately know why.

You are kidding with me.
I smiled softly.
Damn I should be sprinting towards there.
That creature sent from heaven with the angelic smile and awesome edge cutting jawline is standing there mobbed by people.

Sia stepped behind me following my gaze.
I heard her sucking in her breath and then,
"Shit! Is that Ethan?
Like Ethan fucking dolan?"
I nod unsure of my voice suddenly.
Hell yes.
I nodded watching  group of girls running towards him and mobbing him.

Okay bitches, I have copyright on that guy.