Some Crack Poems

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DEAN

Epitome of beauty and flawless grace

And he stabs you in the goddamn face

A total badass you don't wanna bother

He's the man, Dean fucking Winchester.

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SAM

Loreal's contending #1 hair model

A moose and a puppy, by loose labels

Plaid-wearing nice giant, he's the shit

Sam Winchester is definitely worth it.

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CASTIEL

Naive to the ways of this weird world

Yet still got sass red-hot and ice-cold

Saving your ass from perdition in hell

Angel of the Lord and rebel, Castiel.

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BOBBY

The man of the hour, Bobby Singer

Saving the brothers and taking calls

Idjits be damned, and Bobby's no filler

His wise advice is a resounding "Balls".

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CROWLEY

That tailored suit and that silky accent

Best crossroads dealer, no deal unwent

Clever sassy demon, you can clearly tell

Just how Crowley became King of Hell.

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JOHN

Father of the year, you win that award

Your sons searched, played wild card

Hate for John Winchester still burning

Just like her beloved wife on the ceiling.

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GABRIEL

Gabriel; trickster, angel, son of a bitch

Sweeth-tooth and love for just desserts

When family goes awry, you just ditch

Hell, gotta have fun while it still hurts.

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