I wake up, and see that I'm facing dick. My hands are around his bare waist, while his around my neck, my leg is covering his left one, while my other is stuck between the both of them.
"Dick " I whisper groggily. He moves, but doesn't wake up. I groan and straddle him. "Dick wake up" I say.
He eyes flutter but stay shut.
"Dick help, they're here to get me!!" I yell, he jolts up and grabs his gun.
"Who is it, the Russian mob ?!?!" He asks, I start laughing badly. "You little, you lied to me!!!" He growls, I start laughing even more.
"Y-your face, oh my god your face, you should've seen it " I fall of the bed laughing, it won't stop.
"We're going to see how much your laughing when I dump you " I stop.
"What ?" I ask, feeling very hurt and upset. "Y-your breaking up with me?" He looks regretful.
"I'm sorry doll face, I didn't mean to. I just don't like it when people cry wolf when there's nothing there " he says, walking towards me.
I sniffle, and start crying.
"Doll face " he says, picking me up, and hugging me. "I'm sorry " he says, I cry even more.
"You wouldn't wake up, so I decided to play a little trick, I'm sorry " I cry even more.
"No, no, no, no, I shouldn't have said that. Please, stop crying, it breaks my heart when you cry " he says, lifting my chin up.
"How about I make it up to you " he says, I gulp. "I'll do whatever you want " he lifts me up, and carries me to the bed, where he gently places me on there, and goes on both knees.
"I promise, I'll never say anything like that again " he says, holding my hands. I shake my head.
"You say that, but you may not keep your promise, you have no idea how much it hurts me when I'm left behind while you go out somewhere. Especially when you were here in blüdhaven while I was stuck at mount justice. I slowly died inside, I couldn't see you. And the three months before that. What were you even doing? I was so lonely, and you just forgot about me " I cry even harder.
"I'm sorry doll face, but I'm not ready to tell you what was happening that three months, but I promise I will tell you " he says, I nod my head.
"Ok " I whimper. He wipes my tears away with his thumb, then gently caress' my cheek.
"I love you Y/N, I would never hurt you on purpose " he says, I open my eyes and look at him.
"Prove it " I say, he nods and goes downstairs, then comes back.
"I was going to give this to you for your birthday, but I think you deserve it now " he says, holding out a rectangular box.
I gently take it, and undo the purple ribbon. I open the black case, and see a anklet. This is the first thing I ever asked for while I was dating dick. But that was all the way out in Australia.
"Dick " I gasp, looking at the small green anklet with a shark tooth on it.
"It's the one you wanted right?" He asks, I nod. "That was part of the three months, but that's all you need to know from then " he adds.
I smile and kiss him passionately. He stands up, breaking the kiss.
"You remembered " I smile sweetly, before placing it on my ankle.
"How could I forget, " he says, before gently pushing back on the bed.
"Now, what was it you wanted?" He asks, pinning my to the bed one hand, and pulling my leg up with the other.
"You said we were going to go get my bike today, and I woke up thinking if we got it now, then you would be late for work " I answer simply, the position we're in not affecting me.
"Right, well then. Let's get dressed and we can head out " he says, pecking my lips one more time before leaving to me get dressed.
I grab a grey skirt, and grey short sleeved shirt with pink writing on it. I then walk to the bathroom, and turn the shower on.
I brush my hair, and hop in. (Yes you were already naked, did you not read the last chapter?)
Dick pov
I can't believe I said that to her. I didn't even mean it.
I hear the shower go off, and decide to save water by taking a shower with her.
I open the door and walk up behind her, wrapping my arms around her waist and pulling towards me with a thump.
"With both of us in the shower, neither of us are gonna actually use it " she says blankly, continuing to get ready.
"Fine I promise I won't f*ck you in the shower... This morning " I mumble the ending, and cross my fingers.
"Ok " she says, a bit of her peppy voice coming back. "Now come on I really want my bike back " she demands, I chuckle and nod.
"Yes my soon to be " I say, she smiles and pecks my cheek.
"You had to float to do that, didn't you?" I ask, she blushes and turns away.
"N-no, I'm not that short " she says sternly, I smirk and make her face me.
"Yes you are, I already know you floated, so don't try to deny it " I say, she sighs.
"Ok, ok, I floated, happy " she asks, I nod and kiss cheek gently.
"Let's get ready " I say.
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One hour, that's how long it took for us to get ready, mainly because I kept wanting s*x but no, she wanted her bike. She loves her bike more than me.
"Ready?" I ask through the com.
"Ready " Y/N answers, I smirk and drive off. I made her sit in front of me again, I enjoy it when she does that, cause if she ever drives, then I can finger her from behind.
"No dick " she says, bringing me out of my thought.
"No dick, what?" I ask, really confused, did she just read my mind?
"Yes I did read your mind, and if you think that while I sit in front, then I won't sit in front anymore " she says, I grumble.
"Fine, whatever you say " I say, making the turn to mount justice.
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I press the button on my bike, and zoom into the cave.
"Hello, anyone home " I yell, checking to see if we're alone.
"Dick?!?!" Have I heard that voice before. "Oh my god, it is you !!!" She calls again. Wait. Zatanna.
"Dickie, oh my god I missed you so much " I get knocked over and kissed. I try to push her away but she won't budge. I look at Y/N for help, but she just stands there shocked.
Zatanna steps away, then gives me her hand to help me up.
"I missed you so much " she says, I just get up without her help.
"What. The. F*ck zatanna, you don't do that in front of people, especially if we're broken up and in front of my girlfriend !!!! " I yell at her, she looks at me innocently.
"But dick, I am your girlfriend " she says, I shake my head.
"I dumped you Zatanna, remember. I have Y/N " I say, pointing to Y/N. I walk over to her, and hug her.
"She looks at bit, frozen. If you ask me " she says, shaking her hand in front of Y/N.
"Unfreeze her, before I call your father !!" My voice bellows through the cave.
"Fine " she says, and takes a deep breath. "Icis nofrezo " she says, and Y/N unfreeze's.
"You ok doll face?" I ask, Y/N turns to me, and slaps me across the face.
"And to think I actually cared about you " she mumbles, before racing over to her bike and driving away.
"Y/N wait !!!!" I yell, but she ignores me.
I turn to Zatanna.
"I'm tired of this. All of my ex girlfriends are out to get me, I swear to god !!" I yell, hoping onto my bike and following Y/N.
"Dick " Zatanna screeches.
