Mikey Way's pov
I sit down all ready to eat my cinnamon toast crunch, when all of the sudden a buttcheek comes crashing through the walls of my pony farm.
"Hey! What the fuck?!"
This mysterious creature hops on one of my ponies and runs away.
Thats my favorite pony. It was the pony shrek gave me. One of shrek's mistakes. At least she didn't get my unicorn. He's in the back.
I think I might be able to catch her. I grab my cinnamon toast crunch and dash out of the new hole she left in my barn.
There she is!
"Hey! What are you doing with my pony?!"
She shuffles around a bit then flashes me a creepy smile, thinking she can scare me away. It doesn't faze me though. Gerard does that all the time.
Now she's starting to get nervous as she realizes that's not working.
"Bitch don't you know who I am?"
"Um...... Some guy that I stole a pony from?"
Oh my god. Is she for real?
"I am not some guy that has ponies!"
This bitch got me mad now.
"Then who are you?"
"IM MIKEY WAY, BITCH!!!"
"Who?"
"OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, BITCH!!!!"
"Calm down Mikey." Shrek pony says trying to escape buttcheeks hot breath.
That automaticly calmed me down. Shrek pony always cheers me up.
"GET AWAY FROM HIS PONY, BITCH." Ray yells from his rusty pick up truck.
Ray's here!!! My Ray of sunshine. I need to stop.
The ugly bitch lets go of shrek pony and runs away. With that creepy smile still plastered on her face.
I lead shrek pony back the the barn and Ray.
Ray smiles and pulls me in for a hug.
"Are you ok shrek pony?"
"I'm not okay."
"Did she hurt you?"
"Jk. I mean this, I'm okay. Trust me. Her breath just stanks"
"Oh pony lol"
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Yay I got it up sooner than I thought. I'm thinking this one going to be so much better than the first one. What do you think?
It's so much longer too. I'm so excited.
Screeeech!!
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