Getard's pov42000 years later...
"Frnk, I need to get out if the house. These bbys are are driving me crzy."
"Fine I'll watch thy children. U better b glD I've blessed you with these bbys"
"Cya"
I walk out the house to Walmart. Strght to the banana section.
Some Boi is over there having a party in the banana isle already.
Oh hell no.
"Um excuse me, hoe. What are you doing?"
The Boi turns aroun. (Aka me)
"Omg. It's the sass lord."
"Wy did you write me and frnkie havn bbys 4?"
"Bcause it's fun?"
"You freak! Get out of ma bananas!"
"Srry sass queen."
"Yeah u better b srry!"
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