Crusty croc (Crusty Swaggs #2)(Legend of Aunt Jacob)

12: I threw hot sause out a window

Now back to your regularly scheduled (not really) program.

Pepe's pov

Jacob snatches me out the toilet.
Helga is waiting outside in the hallway. Me and Jacob need some privacy.
"See boi, now your clothes are wet."
The one day I don't have my water proof water cooler frog clothes.
"I'll go get you some dry clothes" Jacob walks out.
"Hey are you guys done in there yet?" Says Helga.
"Not yet. Maybe you could go work in the failed abortion factory."
"Where is it?"
"Just down the hallway. Trust me, you won't miss it."
Jacob hands him a bunch of abortions.
"Also can you take these."
He comes back in the bathroom with a MCR shirt and some camo leggings.
"This camo will totally match your froggy posterior."
I start changing and Jacob has another child chili pepper.
"I think I dropped my pizza slice in the toilet."
"How did you manage to do that?"
"Idk. I must have left it in my pocket. Thankfully my spaghetti is alright."
"But you don't have water proof pockets."
"I do but I left them at home. I put my spaghetti in the toilet tank."
"Genius."
Jacob has another baby and hands it to me.
I'm done changing so we walk out towards the factory.
Helga comes towards us.
"Hey guys."
"Wusup."
"Um Pepe do you think I could talk to you in private?" Says Helga
"Sure. Jacob, Helga's gonna help me dig my pizza out of the toilet."
"Fine. But don't take too long we have work to do."
Jacob walks away and me and Helga go around the corner.
"What did you wanna talk about?"
"I think I'm pregnant."
"Well that's not good. Jacob can't know or he'll try to ship it off like the rest."
"I can't work in the factory either."
"I know what to do! Helga 2 can cover for you! You guys look the same anyways."
Helga nods "I guess that could work."
"How'd you even get pregnant in the first place?"
"Do you really wanna know?"
"Duh."
"Alright, I was having an orgy with this guy Antar and all his friends, he stole my dog food (for lubrication) and random objects in my house that he kept 'shoving up his ass' including my vacuum cleaner. And then they were moaning so loud that all the neighbors came over to yell at us but got shoved up Caleb's asshole and I haven't seen them since. Anyways I don't know who the father is. It was really odd. I don't even know how I got pregnant because all of them were getting fucked up the ass."
"Wow Helga. I didn't know you were that kind of girl." Pepe smirks.
(She's the prettiest girl at the party)

Sorry it's been so long. I once again couldn't think of anything. But recently things have been extra memey.