Crusty croc (Crusty Swaggs #2)(Legend of Aunt Jacob)

2: Origin of Pepe

Shrek's pov

The summer of 1929

Shrek typed the digits into his flip phone from the future.
"Oh my good heavens!! What is that contraption?!"
I flew over to the old woman and hit her so hard she landed in 2692.
*ring ring ring*
My lover picks up.
"Hey Donna."
"It's not Donna."
"Oh this is awkward."
"I don't mind."
"Well who is it then?"
"It's your dear aunt Jacob."
"Right, Hey bebe."
Jacob and Shrek have been seeing each other for a while.
"I have something important to tell you."
"Is it over?" Shrek asked with a little bit of worry in his beautiful Shreky voice. A/Jacob was the best thing he ever had.
"No. But I can't tell you on the phone can you come over?"
The whole reason why Shrek was in this shitty time era was to see Jacob anyways.
"Sure I'm coming."
"Bye love y....."
Just as he said that, Shrek came bursting through the wall of the hotel.
"So, what's up?"
"I'm pregnant."
"Do you know who's baby it is?"
"I think it's yours."
"How do you know?"
"Because it was glowing green yesterday."
"Wow."
"We should get you an ultrasound."
"Can we do it in 2047? They have the best technology."
"Come on let's go!"

Jacobs pov

I pull on my Thomas the train onsie over my Dora underwear and my leopard techno flip flops.
Shrek teleports us to a 2047 hospital right as I'm putting on my right flop.
"There's only one person I can trust with this information." Shrek tells me.
"Who?"
"You'll see."
I groan and roll my eyes in annoyance.
We walk up to the fancy place and the doors automatically slide open.
As soon as we walk in the door, some old hag behind a counter yells "Mr The Ogre!!" Obviously referring to Shrek.
"Dr Way is waiting for you in the back."
"You got Gerard Way?!" I scream at Shrek.
"Yeah, we're great friends."
"Come on back!" Gerard yells from the door way.
We follow the fabulous sass master down a hallway into a room.
He pats the squishy chair with his hand gesturing me to sit down.
"So your pregnant huh?"
He blurts out once I'm seated.
"Yeah."
"How do you know? Did you take a test?"
"No, we were in 1929."
"Oh. Shall we get started?"
"Sure."
"You are going to have to take that off." Gerard says, pointing to my onsie.
"Oh yeah."
Once I've got the thing off I look down at my Dora thong that is now green.
"Wtf? Shrek, your child turned my favorite thong green!"
"What's wrong with green?"
I sit back down and Gerard places a small device on my belly button.
A picture appears on the screen next to me.
Gerard adjusts it and I now see what it is. It's a little green froggy thing with pink crocs.
"It's beautiful, but why does it have crocs?"
"Oh, I put those on him."
"What do you think we should name him?"
"I donno?"
Gerard speaks up. "What about Pepe?"

To be continued..........