My Best Frenemy (Jeff x Jane)

The Killer Duo

After Jeff was done dragging the girl around the tent she stood up very much annoyed asking why she even agreed to this plan. They were face to face with a table filled with various clown supplies, some of them being pies, water sprays and a box of feathers. "Hello children, welcome to the show. We are The Killer Duo and we are here to entertain you." Jeff announced while Jane dusted herself and grumbled "I never agreed to that name." The man ignoring the comment continued on the act. "For my first trick I will make my killer partner, disappear." He announced making disappearing hand gestures as well. "How are you going to do that? Your not a magician." One of the boys in the crowd asked "Oh? I have a non - believer in my midst. Very well, I shall make you believe, behold." Jeff said getting a few supplies from the table. He took some pies and the feathers and threw it at Jane adding a red glove to her head and attached a beak to her face where her nose and mouth would be. She, was beyond furious at him but kept her cool. "See? My partner has been replaced by a chicken. I wonder where she went." He said in fake wonder and cupping his chin and frantically looking around. The kids laughed at his ridiculousness, Jane didn't know what to feel, happy that it was working? Or furious that she was being humiliated by non other than her rival. "For my next trick I will make her reappear." Oooo's and wow's could be heard from the kids as Jeff took a water spray and sprayed it all over the poor girl, taking off the glove, beak feathers and excess pies. The kids enjoyed it but the girl couldn't handle it any anymore, she took the water spray from his hands and drenched him this time. The kids took it as part of the act and laughed it off. They continued to throw various objects at each other sometimes even hitting each other with it.

Jane kept hitting him with a rubber chicken while the man kept shouting protests like "I thought you already agreed to this." Or "Stop, we're getting out of character." She responded with "I don't care if we're out of character you wont get away from humiliating me in front of all these kids along with LJ and Jill." Still hitting him while he tried his best to block it with his hands. The two clowns mentioned were watching, the kids kept laughing. They didn't know what to think, though it was hilarious with how nonchalant Jeff acted as if he had no problem with humiliating the poor girl, but things might have gone a little too far, at least that's what Jill thought. LJ laughed along with the kids making the girl knock some sense in to him by smacking his head. "Hey, what was that for?" He complained with the girl's sudden change in attitude. "Do you not see the poor girl over there?" She pointed at Jane who just got drenched from the water spray. "She's perfectly fine, its part of the act. Jeff always pranks her which is probably why he's so casual about doing these things to her." He explained "Although, she would always find a way to get back. I bet you she'd take that water spray from Jeff's hands and spray him with it." He smirked "Am I gonna buy you candies or something?" She asked "Sure, and if you win, which is unlikely, you can have a date with me." he said fully confident that he'll win "You love candies so much, no wonder your so sweet." She commented "Right." He sarcastically said and rolled his eyes "Hey, have you seen Smile around?" He asked lookig aroung for the said dog. "Isn't that him over there." She said pointing at the mutt who looked like in a position ready to pounce on the two killers who were now drenched and hitting each other with various items from the table. "Ha! I told you she'd get revenge." He yelled in victory "Now, you have to buy me all the candy I want." He stated crossing his arms and closing his eyes, smirking in triumph. "Its fine, as long as I get to spend time with you." She winked at him. "Why am I not surprised." He commented in disappointment.
Going back to the the killers, the dog pounced on the two successfully making them fall to the ground. "You mutt! What are you doing?" Jeff complained from the dog's intrusion "It's all going according to plan." The dog stated in his mind. "You knew this would happen?" The girl inquired "Yeah, you two are pretty predictable you know." He barked happily wagging his tail looking down at the two. "Anyways, make me do cool tricks." The dog ordered. The two sttod up and followed the dog's command successfully impressing the kids. When the act was done the kids stood up and applauded along with Laughing Jack and Jill. The two clowns walked towards the hand cuffed killers. "You two did a good job and completed the task, for that you will have your reward." LJ said handing them their knives back. "So this is what you did the act for?" Jill wondered looking at the knives the two held. "Yeah, can't go on a killing spree without them." Jane answered happy for having the familiar feeling of her knife in hand. "Couldn't you look for other knives to use?" Jill asked thinking that the trouble wasn't worth it. "No way, I'm loyal to my knife." Jeff said hugging the knife in a protective manner. "Let's go back to the forest. I wanna go kill some peeps with this." He added making stabbing motions in the air. "Okay good luck, we going on a candy shopping date." Jill said wrapping her arm around one of LJ's hands which he tried to slither away. "No, its not a date. You lost the bet and that's that." He corrected pointing at the pouting girl. ""Bye guys!" He said as he snapped his fingers successfully returning them to the woods and reverting their clothes back to their normal ones.