Kitty's Life for Show!

Reason my family dosent like me influencing my littler cousins

1. I talked about how to get rid of spirts or ghost is to find the body salt and burn it and if that dosent work you have to find an item that was a part of them, I was explaining this while she was drunk thinking should wouldn't remember, ha saw her the next and asked if I was gonna start collecting salt now. Well now I think about it yes yes I will start collecting salt now.

2. I shouldn't say someone is hot around the children cause they'll start doing it to people. NOT MY FAULT THAT FANDOMS ARE FILLED WITH SOME VERY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE AND THAT IT DOSENT HELP IM GOING THROUGH THAT 'TEANAGE' FASE

3. I scare people, I had Legitmentaly told my 9 year old cousin that if he didn't watch it a witch will come into his room through the window and steal his soul.

4. When family,comes over in always "But I can't watch it with the children here." my dad is like "Just watch it." and then I do and my little 4 year cousin comes into the room finding,me on my iPad looking at Destiel pictures while supernatural is playing on the tv and sam and Dean are just stabbing things. "There stab here a stab everywhere stab stab."

5. I threaten to shove pads on people's faces of I'm pissed, and trust me I have done it before and I will do it again.

6. I curse a lot, and have this unhealthy obession about talking about lucifer and hell, like I was like "You would think Satan would be the king of hell, and Satan is lucifer welp nope someone else is the king of hell!"

7. My music is like "EVERYWHERE I GO BITCHES ALREADY KNOW THAT CHARLIE SCENE HAS GOT A WEANIE TNAT HE LOVES TO SHOW, BITCH!" and I will rap it out don't think I won't (not all my music is like that, I'm a fan of classic rock kinda grew up with and it stuck and that's mostly me screaming diffrently lyrics from songs with meh fren.)

8. I generally couldn't care less about what else is happening then what's happening in my room. So if you're texting me with you're problems I will care my phone is in my room is it not.

9. I'm a sarcastic Bitch. I also have a lot of witty comebacks up my sleeve.

10. Apparently I whin to much. Thats an understatement. Where your think van gets it from?