This Will Change Everything

4: It's All Part Of The Mating Ritual

Hello my fellow piglets!

*waves hand seductively*

I hope your enjoying the story so far-

Wait .......your enjoying the story right? Right? Because if your not then I'll think there's something seriously wrong with me!!!!!

*spits on hand and smacks it on face*

I'm getting off topic. Just wanted to let you guys know (my favorite piglets) that I really love your feedback so make sure to comment and vote! .....please I'm desperate.

I'm not asking. So I command you to click that lonely little star. Pweeety pweaseee!

*Bats eyes*

~~~ enjoy staring at the very hot but goofy GIF of Jack Gilinsky<3

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"Lani you do know that-" Mrs.Buford started but I cut her off by sticking my hand up. I wasn't in the mood for a lecture on farting etiquette.

"May I be excused-"

"I don't think you should be excused Lani after you pulled that stunt , I mean come on was that really necessary?" I squirmed in my spot.

Cory rubbed his nose victoriously when a minority of the class mumbled ' yeah's ' and 'you tell her'.

"Necessary? Yes, it was necessary, very necessary Cory. In fact it was so necessary that I am going to give a very special speech on farting right now."

I heard exasperated sighs from all around me, Cory exhaled sharply through his nose, he was pissed off. I glanced over at Mrs.Buford for permission, she just rolled her eyes in defeat. I grinned at myself.

"Okay class you should know that there are three types of people; the ones that think farts are immature and disgusting, and the ones that think farts are just a way of life, like yours truly."

"You forgot the third one smart ass" Kai hollered from the back of the classroom.

"I was getting there" I said through clenched teeth, this little brat.

"And then there are the ones who just don't/can't fart at all".

I know it sounds unbelievable but I know for a fact that it's possible, I just know it.

"You sound so stupid right now like...Mrs. Buford are you seriously gonna-"

"Can you just shut your mouth for just a second son, like can you? "

Damn. That put him in hush mode. I bit my lips to hold back a smile, Cory obviously saw right through it so he made his eyes shoot daggers at me.

"As I was saying, farts have been with us for as long as the history books can remember...if that makes any sense. It's just like burping, but instead of coming out of our mouths it just comes out of our buttocks." I announced pointing at my butt. Some of the students chuckled to my surprise.

"Recent scientific studies have shown that 98% of all human beings will fart sometime during the day-usually more than once, of course. So Janet, you have or will fart some point today whether you try to hold it in or not."

There were stifled laughs all around me, they were trying so hard not to laugh it was killing me. I felt like a complete jerk for calling her out like that but hey, it sure as hell felt good.

I sneaked a glance towards Sebastian and- wait, were my eyes deceiving me? He actually smiled!!! His..his smile was so..so bright and captivating, hot damn.