I remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo...
Two mice were chewing on a role of film. One says, "I think the book was better."
One alpaca asks another alpaca if he wants to go camping. He says, "Alpaca my bags."
Two muffins are in an oven . One muffin says, "It's hot in here." The other muffin says, "Would you look at that, a talking muffin."
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had Bad Blood.
Guy: Our principal is so stupid.
Girl:Don't you know who I am?
Guy:No.
Girl:I'm the principal's daughter.
Guy: Do you know who I am?
Girl:No.
Guy: Good (Then walks away.)
Guy: It is times like this that I wish that I had listened to my mom.
Girl: Why what did your mom say.
Guy:I don't know. I wasn't listening.
A thief broke into my house and started searching for money. I got up and started searching with him.
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