"What is this thing we are getting called again?"
"It's called ice cream, and it's very good. You will like it," you say with confidence as you walk down the streets of New York holding your boyfriend's hand.
"Ah here we are." You stop in front of a small ice cream stand. "What do you want?"
Loki reads over the menu then looks at you strangely.
"Um... ok... I'll have you try chocolate. It's a popular choice."
Loki nods in agreement.
"One (favorite flavor) in a cone please and one chocolate in a bowl please. Thank you."
As you pay for them Loki looks at the ice cream in his hand confused.
"(Y/N)?" Loki speaks up.
"Yeeeeeeeeeees?"
"How come mine is in a bowl and yours is in... whatever that thing is."
"Because it's your first time and ice cream can melt pretty fast, so I don't want you spilling."
"It melts? Then I should eat faster."
"Uh yea I guess so... wait Loki no!"
You watch as your oh so- handsome, -but -obviously -not -ready -to -face- the -challenge-of-ice-cream boyfriend, scoops half his ice cream into his mouth and swallows quickly.
He grins at you proudly, "See now it won't-! Ahhhhhhhhhhaaaaa! My brain feels So very COLD!!!!!"
"Uh ya I forgot about that..."
"What?"
"It's called a brain freeze. People get them when they eat something cold too fast."
"My brain is going to freeze?! But I'm part frost giant! I should not be falling victim to this horror!"
Laughing you say, "Well I guess this makes you the True Ice King.
Also don't worry so much it's just because of the nerves in your mouth. They send a weird signal to your brain. It will be over soon."
"Why would you ever make me eat this?!?! I will never do this again!!!"
"Oh don't be a baby, you're supposed to be an ice king. And eat it slower next time. And we will do this again because I love ice cream and you love me so there!"
"I am not an ice king, I am the true king of Asgard and I suppose I will do this again because I love you, but next time I'm getting a cone too!"
"Wait you really love me?"
"Uh..."
((What did the god of Mischief get himself into this time?))
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Avengers X Reader (Some Lemons/smut)
Hayran Kurgu(((Requests open)) Characters: Steve Rodgers(Captain America), Tony Stark (Iron Man), Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver), Wanda Maximoff (the Scarlet Witch), Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow), Clinton Barton (Hawkeye), Bruce Banner (the Hulk), Thor Odinson(...
