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Fanfictions

Your p.o.v.

Doot doot do doot doo....Blah, I'm bored. I wonder what Yuki's doing? Hmm...probably trying to seduce someone, even though she's not good at that. Oh, wait! Now that I have free time and nothing's going on, I can finally finish my crossover fanfiction! Alright, so, it goes like this.

~Le fanfiction~

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a young man, who was a Jedi. Who was this man? None other than Chat Noir. One day, Chat Noir got tired of terrorizing the citizens of B2HTY07 and  decided he wanted to go find a successor who he could teach in the ways of the Cat Force. But, out of no where, a strange white-haired boy landed in Chat Noir's path, blocking Chat's way. 

"You...!" Chat exclaimed in surprise. He had the feeling someone had been watching him for some time now, but now he had the feeling that someone was attacking him. This was because the white haired boy was indeed attacking him. Now, who could this boy be? He goes by many names, but you...you may call him, Near-sama. He beat the ever loving crap out of Chat Noir, and stole his Cat Force powers. Why would Near-sama do this? Because he knew it would bother whoever was reading the story. That meta bastard. Ruining fanfictions left and right...who does he think he is?! 

"Near-sama!" ,You had yelled as you ran towards him, "You cannot ruin my story like this! I will not allow it!" With that, you summoned your kwami, Yuki, and began your transformation from (Y/n) (L/n) to The Author. 

"You think you can beat me? Go ahead and try, Author." He said, continuing to be meta. You growled and charged at him, reading your weapon, which was a giant ink pen. Before you could land the hit, he jumped out of the way. 

"Gah! Get back here Near-sama!" You shouted out, as he began to flee. You turned back to Chat Noir and frowned. Then you remembered; You could fix this. All you had to do was rewrite the story! You shrunk the ink pen to it's regular size and pulled out a piece of paper from your belt. On the paper, you began to write.

"And after Near-sama fled, Chat Noir stood up, fully healed by the great powers of The Author." Said the words on the paper. The words sizzled and evaporated off of the paper. The black gas surrounded Chat Noir, and then disappeared. You knew what would happen next. Of course you would, you wrote the damned story. You yelled at yourself for being as meta as Near-sama. You retorted back, and before you knew it you were arguing with yourself. You finally stopped arguing when you heard someone yell out a battle cry. Right, Near-sama. 

He had a katana in his hands, and was jumping at you, ready to attack you. Quickly, you rolled, barely dodging the attack. But, he had stolen the Cat Force, remember? You were then held still by the invisible Cat Force, and the small meows and bad cat puns were what reminded you that there was a big difference between the Force and the Cat Force.

"You are such an idiot, Author. Did you really believe you could defeat me?" He asked slyly, as he approached you. You smiled. Yeah, that about sums up what you were going to say. Now, time to be a badass. 

~Le Fanfiction end~

I was about to continue, but a certain Near started happily talking to me again. No idea what was happening, but eh. Sounds like something good happened.

Near's p.o.v.

YES! Alright, alright, calm down. This is great. L is probably not going to be a rival anymore, you know, since the thing about him and Yuki just now. Yes, I realized I could ruin L's image towards (Y/n) by doing this. Mwhahaha....! Wait...what?! No, no, no! I'm not doing this, because I don't care about (Y/n)! Not at all and no one can prove anything. No one...