Death Note x reader (guys x reader)

Oh, you flirts

Light's p.o.v.

"What the hell was that?!" I yelled out when I woke up. What...was that? What just happened?! I sat up and looked around me. Everything was the same. Nothing was out of place..

"Who was that?"

Your p.o.v.

"Hey, Near, I've run out of bad jokes, so I'm just gonna tell you some bad pick up lines, alright?" I asked. I didn't wait for his response, but I was sure he was pretty much up for it. I mean, c'mon, who wouldn't want to hear my bad pick up lines?

"Hey, did you just fart, because you blew me away."

Near chuckled and replied, "Even if there was no gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you~."

"Ooh! Is that windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants." Okay, so this just kept continuing on and on. Man, what a great way to spend time in a jail cell!

"Your thighs look pretty good, what time do they open?"

"Baby, You're so sweet you're giving me cavities."

We stopped for a few seconds, then started laughing our asses off. Really, I would've never thought this guy would be so up for a bad pick up line battle! I only wish someone else was hearing this because they wouldn't know what was going on or why we were so immersed with telling each other bad pick up lines.

"So, anyway, did you happen to know when I can leave this cell?" I asked, not really knowing when I could get the hell outa this cell. Hey! That rhymed!

"Uh...Actually, I have no idea. L is outside the room and he's a bit...tied up at the moment." He responded, his tone faltering somewhat. Hey, what's up with that? Meh, I don't really care.

"Alright, whatever. So, what do you want to talk about now?" I asked, smiling like an idiot.

???'s p.o.v.

"Heheh, It's been almost three months, eh Reader-chan? Sorry to have kept you waiting, but I have had so much to attend to~! Now, excuse me, I have a very important matter to attend...I'm Sure Cipher or Ciel could explain things to you, now excuse me."

"Heh, Yep! I'm sure you know me, but in case you Don't, I'm Bill. Alright so little miss '???' here asked me to tell you what's going on. Now, normally I'm all for surprises, but I guess I gotta tell ya'll something, right? So get this, Something big is coming, and there's no way you could ever predict what's about to happen. It's gonna be a 'blast'!"

"Hmm, was that really needed, Cipher?"

"Of course it was! How else were these gross movable meat bags  gonna find out anything?"

"That was very rude. You shouldn't talk about people, especially when they can hear you. Ugh, Anyway, You are Reader-chan, correct? Well then, Reader, I would advise you to tell (Y/n) about what is going on. No, I don't mean YOU you, I mean story you. If you can somehow manage to get a message to them, then You might stand a chance. But, it might lead to the death of you. Once again, I meant story you. Not real you."

"Uh..Kid, you're confusing me and I know what's going on. Here, just let me answer it. Yo, you fangirling vessel of emotions, try and get your author to make a tiny rip in paradox space so you can get a message to yourself. Be careful of what you say though, because you might end up killing story you. And, who ever read an 'X Reader' where the reader died? Exactly! Now, We've gotta go help prepare some things. Have fun~!"