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How dare you take my cake!!

Yuki's P.O.V

Hehehe...They're not gonna fight are they? Damn, if they are it's just over some random fucking girls that they barely even know. Anyway, if they do fight I'm sooooooo betting on Light! Light is BAAAEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I'm starting to sound like Misa...All I need now is Rem.

"Hmm, is that so? I never imagined someone so inteligent, would go to the same school as you, Light." L said, standing up and looking Light in the eye. Oh shit. I can only imagine how much anger that Light feels right now..

Your p.o.v.

Haha! Ooohhh!!! Light! You just got fucking burned!!! Wait...how did L know I was smart? Gasp! He must have figure out that I'm not as stupid as Yuki! Shit Shit Shit!!!! Meh, Oh well, I guess I'll just watch this fight.

Light glared at L and gritted his teeth. I'm pretty sure He's fucking pissed now....Wait look! Ryuk's over there laughing his ass off in the corner! Haha! Anyway, I could have stayed there, watching the best glaring contest in the history , but for some reason, I deiced that I would stop things before they got worse. Even though it would have been entertaining watching them go at it! (Don't think of it in that way...pervs.) But, Yuki beat me to it. She looked quite pissed off. Oh, maybe it's because L yelled at her senpai. Meh, I don't care.

"Yo, hi, It's me, your fucking sanity talking. Stop fighting about how smart each other is, because at the end of the day neither of you are anywhere close to my level. Now, we were talking right? Then I suggest you sit the fuck down before I leave and never return to this place. Do you understand?" Yuki asked, giving L and Light questioning look, as if daring them to continue on there dumb little game. Damn, I forgot she can start to sound like a bitch sometimes... Light and L glanced at each other and sat down.

"Ok, well, that escalated quickly...Anyways, what were we talking about L?" I asked, trying to 'light'en the mood. Get it? LIGHT-en! Like Light! Ah....I'm to funny. Ok, time to focus! I'm gonna have to lie about the whole, 'we're from a different dimension' thing. It was just then that I noticed the cake sitting on the coffee table in front of me. I stared at it, never wanting to eat something so badly. And of course, that was when I realized that I hadn't eaten anything the whole time we had been in this world! I know L had repeated his question from before, but I didn't hear him. I was to busy trying not to steal the cake and eat the entire thing. Yes, the whole fucking cake! L noticed that I wasn't paying attention, and looked at what it was I was looking at, and smirked when he saw it was the cake.

"Would you like some cake, (y/n)?" he asked, in a fake charitable tone. I was to busy drooling over the cake to notice this, and nodded hastily. He handed me the cake, the entire cake, and I was about to take it, when he snatched it back away from me. I felt my heart break, and looked back at L. He was smirking at my confused and hurt expression. Oh no he fucking didn't!!

"You Mother fucker, you have five fucking seconds to give me the cake back or I will forcefully take it from you..." I said, in a threatening tone. He chuckled, and gave me a questioning look. I felt anger swell up inside me, and Yuki grabbed my arm.

"(y/n), don't do this. Remember what happened when we went to Walmart? You don't want the same thing to happen do you?" She asked in a worried tone. I didn't listen to her and lunged for L, smacking my head against his as my form of attack. He slipped in the chair and fell back on it while I snatched the cake away from him. I landed on top of him, but didn't really notice it until after I had scarft down the entire cake. But L SURE noticed. The fucking ass wanted me to do that! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! He chuckled at me after I finished the cake.....

"You say one thing about this, and I WILL make sure that you are never allowed around any sweets store in the entire city." I said, though I was sure it was not understandable, because I still had a mouthful of cake. L smiled innocently, as if he had done nothing wrong. Then Light cleared his throat, and I looked over at him, just in time to see him try and cover up the fact he was glaring at L. Damn, somethings real wrong with these guys.