Yo! What's up my peeps! It's me, Author-Chan here. This is gonna be the last thing I publish for the year, so I think I want it to be special. As some of you might know, this story has been around for a year now! Crazy right? So, in the spirit of the new year, I think we should start it off right. With puns and pick-up lines. I'll even make a little thingy for it.
L: Do you believe in Love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
(Y/n): No, you can sit back down.
Near: On a scale from one to America, how free are you tonight?
(Y/n): North Korea.
Mello: What's Homestuck, you say? It's a long story.
(Y/n): Someone better call Kankri, because I am Triggered.
Mello: *Insert Eridan "weh" here*
Matsuda: As Buzzfeed said, "A hydra is a snake, right? So, basically, Nick Fury is trying to get the Hydra off the helicarrior, right? Does that mean He's trying to get those Motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?"
(Y/n): *pats back in sympathy* You tried Matsuda, you tried.
Matt: Alright, so, listen. I'ma be straight with you, if you decide you wanna date me, well it is going to be a excruciating nightmare train you are gonna wish you got off of. It will be like, "Ay, I shoulda just walked home instead of getting up in here." In reality, it be like say *********************** (I had to cut him off because what he was going to say is be inappropriate for anyone under the age of 120)
(Y/n): You are the most truthful one here.
Light: I was at the ATM the other day and this old woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
(Y/n): That's funny, but also kinda awful, Light.
(Y/n): Mello, this one's for you. Nepata walked into a club.
Mello: *Is confused for a moment then realizes it* THAT WAS TOO SOON YOU MONSTER!
(Y/n): It's been, like, five years. I think it's okay.
Alright, that's all I have for now. I hope you all enjoyed this little last minute post. Oh, and sorry if you don't know what Homestuck is, but for those of you who do, I suggest clicking the video above. You can go watch it on YouTube if you want, too. Anyway, Happy New Years!
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