The Eren and Levi Project

Suggestions!

Okay guys, I hate to say this, but I'm all out of ideas. SO in true author fashion, I'm going to let you choose! Comment the number that you want and I'll write it and post it (plus dedicate it to you) before July 4th! So go wild!

1. Take the long way around

2. Can you shut up for five minutes, please???

3. He's been gone for quite a while

4. I can't see anything.

5. I heard a noise.

6. Scary movies are for chumps.

7. You've gone to the bathroom fifty times today.

8. The floor is lava.

9. Where's my food?

10. I bet you feel like an artist

11. Did you ever clean the attic?

12. Can I be of assistance?

13. Get out of the way before I murder you.

14. I think you forgot who wears the pants in this relationship

15. You're breaking my heart, babe.

16. Cry me a river.

17. Build a bridge.

18. Get over it.

19. Another credit card?!

20. It's just rain, you aren't gonna melt!

21. When's the last time YOU cleaned the bathroom?

22. I don't know why I married you.

23. Have you ever lied to me?

24. If I trip over one more of your shoes, I'm throwing them all away.

25. Aren't you supposed to be the adult?

26. I'm stuck! Help me!

27. I swear, I'm not scared.

28. What do you think a cupholder is for?

29. You know when your phone buzzes, it means I'm trying to talk to you, right?

30. Turn that sh*t off!!!!

31. When's that last time we went on a date?

32. I thought you didn't like cats?

33. The door's locked.

34. Remember when you were a kid and you ______ (insert memory)

35. I'll just tell your mom on you.

36. I thought you were nice.

37. I had a dream about you.

38. I work pretty hard around here, but you get all the credit

39. What color do you like better?

40. Am I your husband or your taxi service?

41. Take notes, sweetheart.

42. This is where you impress me, right?

43. Pick up lines only work when I'm drunk.

44. I can't believe you didn't remember

45. If that makes me a child, so be it.

46. I could beat you up, you know that right?

47. Would it kill you to help people?

48. I bet you can't go 24 hours without cussing.

49. But, I said I love you.

50. Is it just me or is cold as hell in here?