Unexpected

Chapter 14: Mr. & Mrs. Hero

"Hey, I've got a cramp in my thigh. Could you take over lessons for me for a while?"
"Aizawa... How did you get a cramp in your leg?"
"I don't know... I don't exercise. Is that a problem?" Aizawa said shamelessly.
"Classes don't start for half an hour. How about I massage you til time is up?" All Might suggested.
"Oh no! No, no, no! That's just... weird." He answered.
"No one else is around and we're best friends. Come on, are you that much of a scaredy cat?"
"Have you ever heard of personal space?" He asked.
"I've heard of in your legs." All Might joked.
It became silent.
"Sorry!" All might coughed.
Gran Torino made me watch an adult film last night. It wasn't pretty but you just... couldn't look away." All Might shivered.
"Anyway... I spent too much time practicing at the hero training center. The equipment there is overbearing sometimes." Aizawa said.
"Ahhh. I see. Well good luck then." All Might said. He turned around to walk away but Aizawa stopped him.
"Wait!" He said. "If you're that much of a giver. I guess I could let you massage me." He said hesitantly.
All Might turned his head around.
Aizawa looked down to hide his face.
"Well, Suuuure." He said supportively.
"It's not like... There's anything else between us, right? Just... Two old... Friends." All Might said as if trying to convince Aizawa and himself.
"Yeah." Aizawa responded.
"I just need a massage." His voice was passive.
All Might walked back to the couch Aizawa was laying on and sat down.
He grabbed his leg and began massaging him.
After a few minutes Aizawa positioned himself.
All Might pursued even further up his thigh.
"Agh!" Aizawa choked.
"What's wrong?" All Might asked.
"I have a soft spot there!" He yelled.
All Might turned away.
"All Might?" Aizawa asked.
He kept his hand on the same spot.
"Ah! Stop!" He wailed.
He tried to take All Might's hands off of his leg and continued to resist.
All Might repeatedly massaged his soft spot.
"Whoaaaa, what's going on in here?" Endeavor snickered.
Midnight and Endeavor walked inside the teacher's lounge with a sly smile.
"Aizawa, my man, has announced that his leg is cramped. I offered to ease the pain with a massage before classes start. He passed over his duties to me as a stand in teacher but I just couldn't let him abandon his students." All Might explained.
"Don't smile like that when you're explaining." Aizawa said embarrassed. He had his arm covering his eyes as he faced the ceiling.
"Mhmmm." Midnight agreed sarcastically. "Sure. I see that it could cause quite a problem. Don't delay your responsibilities as a teacher Aizawa."
"Oh, oh yes! Or we'll have to be forced to report you." Endeavor added in a snickering tone.
"You don't even work here?!" Aizawa shouted in a fit.
"Guys, please be quiet. We can hear you a few rooms down." Clementos begged.
"Ah-yah!" Midnight agreed. "We'll get out of here. Sorry for interrupting."
As they set foot outside the lounge a faint whisper carried into the hallway. "Mr. & Mrs. Hero."
"AGH! ALL MIGHT! You know just how to embarrass me!" He yelled.
"What?" All Might asked innocently.
Aizawa pushed All Might away from him. He sprung up from the couch and sat at a nearby table.
"To think I let you touch me." He whispered.
"Did you say something?" All Might asked.
"Nothing!" He shouted.
"Then why are you blushing?" He asked.
"'Cause I'm embarrassed!"
After a few minutes All Might jokingly said: "Oh, that's right. You don't blush, you just have flaky and rash-y skin. My mistake."
Aizawa sighed, rolling his eyes.
"Sir!" Midoriya called.
Midoriya ran inside the teacher's lounge.
"Young Midoriya! You're not supposed to be in here. Teachers are only allowed." All Might gasped.
"I know! I'm sorry! But I..." Midoriya trailed off.
All Might stared at him intently.
"I need guidance. All Might. I need help." Midoriya looked down anxiously.
"Oh. Is this about... Your quirk? Or perhaps your eating habits or regime?" He asked nervously.
"It's Kacchan." Midoriya said, troubled.
"Bakugou? Bakugou, my boy?"
"I feel... I need to... Express. Things." Midoriya faltered.
"Feel? Did you two fight again?!"
"Uhm... not exactly. We've argued I guess." Midoriya looked nervous.
"Okay. We'll talk. I just... Need to patch things up with Aizawa." He replied.
"O-okay." He answered.
Midoriya walked out of the teacher's lounge as All Might snapped his head back at Aizawa.
"I'll see you later, Mrs. Hero, Papa needs to be there for Little Hero."
Aizawa-sensei was too shocked for words.
He looked so appalled that he actually laughed.
"Yeah... sure." He said mindlessly.
All Might dashed out of the lounge and looked for Midoriya.
"Hey, hey! Did you hear?" Mineta whispered.
"What?" Tsuyu asked back.
"I heard that Kirishima likes somebody."
"What? From here?" She asked.
"Yeah! Problem is he's not telling who."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Yaoyorozu said that he's been feeling down lately but he's always chipper around two or more people."
"Doesn't that just mean that he likes being social?" Tsuyu asked.
"Yeah. But when Yaoyorozu says something like that it always has meaning. And the way she said it indicated like she knew who it was." He answered.
"So it's all speculation. It's all in your head."
Mineta paused for a moment.
"Maybe."
Tsuyu sighed. "Gossip."
"I heard All Might and Aizawa were doing something they weren't supposed to." Mineta added.
"Not this again." Tsuyu groaned.
"No, really! Midnight and Endeavor were walking the halls and talking about them! It's legit!" He urged her.
"Yeah, well I'll believe it when I see it." She replied.
"Hey guys." Kirishima called.
"Hey!" Mineta yelled.
"Hello, Kirishima-kun." Tsuyu replied.
"Have y'all seen Bakugou?"
"No, why?" Mineta asked.
"No reason." Kirishima shrugged.
He looked a bit nervous.
"Yaoyorozu's been missing. I don't know where she went."
"Ah, I think she's in the cafeteria." Tsuyu guessed.
"Thanks guys!" He said chipper.
Kirishima left and Mineta and Tsuyu stared at each other.
"NO. Don't. Even. Start." She warned.
"Maybe," Mineta gasped. "He likes either Yaoyorozu herself or Bakugou!"
"Shut up."
"Ochako!" Iida yelled across the hall.
"Na na na na na! I can't hear youuuu!" Ochako said childishly.
Iida was running after Ochako trying to grab her.
"Don't make me use my quirk." He warned.
"I only quicker cause I had a head start!" She yelled back.
"Engine... BOOST!"
He used his quirk.
"Zero Gravity!"
At the same time she used hers.
In an endless circle they chased each other until his engine sputtered and clogged and her stomach was sick that she vomited.
"What are you two doing?" Todoroki asked.
"She took my pen!" Iida shouted.
"He took my pin!" She yelled.
"Pen? Pen?" He asked.
"No, she took my writing utensil."
"And he took my hair pin."
"Ohhh. Why is that?" He asked.
"Because..." Iida started.
"Never mind I don't want to know." Todoroki cringed.
He turned around and left them arguing on the floor.
"You won't win the next game Iida!" Ochako yelled angrily.
"It's just so fabulous today, isn't it, Ashido?" Aoyama asked.
"Yes, indeed-y! Bright and breezy!" She answered.
They were walking through the noisy hallway.
"I think I'd like the try my quirk out for a bit. Madam would you like to--" He started.
"Let's get some ice cream!" Ashido interrupted.
Aoyama smiled.
"Madame, why don't we use our quirks for--"
"Do you like chocolate or vanilla? I'm buying, okay?"
Aoyama was still smiling.
After a moment of silence he said: "Cookies and cream."
"Alright, alright, alright! Let's go buy some!" She cheered.
As Aoyama and Ashido walked to the cafeteria Midoriya passed by and went outside to the school's main entrance.
He stood at the front double doors.
In the distance he could see another figure standing outside.
"Bakugou..." He whispered.
Bakugou was standing right outside the gate.
He was alone with his backpack and hands in his pockets.
He turned around to see Midoriya looking at him.
"What do you want, fuckface?"