Not All YouTubers Are Human {1}

Chapter 22

"Hi guys! I know this isn't my usual recording room, it's Jack's! He's not here today, he's out doing some errands. And he let me catch up on some of my recording! So, I decided to just do an update since I don't want to play any of Jack's games since that would be kind of rude I guess...?" I sat back in Jack's chair, taking in the surrounding. "But, don't tell Jack this, I might steal his chair. It's pretty damn comfy."

I smiled mischievously then continued. "Oh! And sorry about not updating for a bit, I got caught up in some family buiss... Is that what the cool kids say? I also wanted to make this a milestone video for getting 9 million subs. I want to thank all of you guys for supporting me from the first time I started four years ago... Wow, can you believe that?" I started yammering on until I realized that I've been talking for almost an hour. "Sorry, I'm probably talking too much. Anyway... Thank you guys so much, and this is all you guys. So, that's it for this video–"

I was cut off by Jack bursting into the room "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES!!!"

I covered my ears when he yelled, his head beside mine. "Thanks Jack..."

"No problem!"

I moved over so Jack and I could share the chair and we started goofing around with challenges and games after I ended the update video. I made my own videos featuring Jack and he made a couple videos featuring me. We had a lot of fun playing different games, and for once everything was back as it once was.

Earlier, I had grabbed a chair from the dining room so Jack and I wouldn't be squished on a single chair. Jack offered to take the normal chair but I wouldn't let him. No one out-polites a Canadian! That was a terrible pun. Jack was doing his intro when all of a sudden there was the booming sound of thunder, almost deafening. I jumped, making the chair tip back. I balanced on the back two legs, then finally the chair fell backward.

Jack watched as I fell over, laughing his ass off. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, déjà vu hits like a fricking truck." I replied, still sprawled on the ground.

"Want help up?"

"Nah, I think I'll take a nap. Your floors really comfy." I joked.

He helped me up anyway, and grabbed the chair for me. "So, what now?"

I shrugged, "Let's go do something with Ken and Bobert."

"Yeah!" He cheered then turned off the webcam.

We headed off downstairs, then proposed out idea to go out to an arcade. At first Bob didn't think it was a good idea, but was then convinced when I said we would devise a plan and grab some tools while we were out.

"Okay, let's go!!" I cheered, then sped out the door.

We all piled out of the apartment and into Jack's car, excitement filling up the enclosed space. I sat in the back with Ken while Bob sat up front with Jack. It was silent for most of the ride, until Bob jumped up.

"We forgot Wolf!!" He yelled, clearly alarmed.

The guys jumped up to, remembering about 'me'. Contemplating on what to do, I decide to play it cool. "Who's Wolf?"

"You know how those people took you? Well, they had a dog who stuck her neck out by disobeying her master. What I'm saying is, she saved me from the people who took yourself, Wade and most likely Mark. And she's been there for me ever since."

I smiled at his words, touched he appreciated the fact I saved him. "Awww,"

"Yeah, and she's adorable too!" Jack piped in.

"Do you know what breed she might be?" I asked, acting again.

"Nope, but she might be a wolf hybrid. Like a wolf-husky mix. She had beautiful blue eyes, they look like yours..." Bob said, staring into my eyes.

I looked away, catching on that he was thinking about my eyes; both in wolf form and in human form. "Wow, that's... Cool."

On the inside I was hoping– no praying– that he wouldn't find out. It's not like I broke the oath, but in a way I kind of was. It would start a chain reaction, Bob would tell the guys, the guys would tell others then it will all go to hell. I felt Bob's stare for a while until we got to Jack's apartment, when we all dashed out of the car. I was the only one who wasn't frantically searching the roads and buildings, it's a lost cause. After an hour, we were all sitting on the curb, Bob the most upset. I felt guilty, almost as much as when I helped Fritz find Mark.

"She must have gone back to those men..." Ken said, trying to cheer up Bob.

"That means they must be here." Bob spoke, standing up. "We have to go. Now."

I ran inside, wanting to change out of the skirt so I could actually fight without flashing people. I ran inside, grabbing a random shopping bag and headed into the bathroom. Pulling out the outfit, I stare at it; it's a pikachew sweater. Jack or someone must have picked it up. I throw it on anyway, too rushed to grab a different outfit. I dash out of the room after pulling on some black jean shorts and black combat boots.

"Woah!!" Jack said as I ran out, "You look like some badass pikachew!!"

I smile, then look at my feet. "Thanks leprechaun."

He smiles then playfully punches my shoulder, making me rock a bit. "You're welcome badass pikachew."

"Stop flirting and let's go!" Bob yelled from the car.

We both blush and ran to the car, hopping in. Jack was driving again, being the only one to drive a car with the steering wheel on the right side instead of the left. I hop in the back with Ken, talking to him about the plan.

"Probably a hatchet, couple guns, chainsaw, anything legal yet lethal." He listed.

"This isn't America, Ken. We have gun control." Jack cracked, then laughed at his own joke.

We all laughed, then pulled into a parking lot of a hardware store. "But seriously, we need some sort of weapon, for all of us."

After Jack had parked his at, we all piled out and headed inside the hardware store. We grabbed all sort of things like kitchen knives, hatchets, hammers, a nailgun, and even a chainsaw. We even grabbed a couple of nails and wooden boards, so no one would get suspicious.

The clerk looked strangely at us, "mind me asking what all this is for?"

"Renovations!" I said, praising myself for my quick-thinking.

"Oh, okay!" She chirped, then scanned everything.

"That'll be €49.75."

We paid(well, Jack did) and grabbed our things and left. Because Jack didn't have a big car, we stuffed our things into the trunk of the car. "LET'S GO KILL THOSE BASTARDS!!!" I cheered, adrenaline pumping through my veins.

"Hold on, we don't even know where they are!" Bob pointed out.

I slunk back into my seat, crossing my arms. "Is that them?" Jack asked, pointing outside the window at something.

I sat up quickly, looking at the general direction of where Jack was pointing. Right there, looking through car windows, was Fritz and Jasper.

"Oh shit." We all said at once.