A/N: There is cursing. Just be warned.
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"OH SHIT!" You screamed in pain.
Your gentle foot stepped on a cursed Lego block, causing you to scream in agonizing pain.
It felt like someone kicking you in the shin, except much more sharper and on your foot.
You looked at the living room. Colorful Legos of different shapes and sizes were scattered everywhere on the floor and into the hall.
You managed to step through the 'Path of Pain' and immediately searched for the loud, spiky-haired Dane. After searching the whole house, you found him in his bedroom, passed out on his bed with an empty bottle of beer in his hands.
SLAP!
"What the Hell!?!" Mathias fell off of his bed, and held his cheek in pain.
"Why the fuck are there Legos scattered around the living room and hallway!?!" You spat, steam practically coming out of your ears.
"What Legos?" Mathias rubbed his head and got up off of the floor.
"You know what I'm talking about." You grabbed his ear and dragged him downstairs to show him the colorful mess, whilst the Dane was screaming in agony.
"Here!" You loosened the grip on Mathias's ear and shoved him towards the Lego piles. The sounds of snickering and laughter could be heard from the kitchen.
"I seriously don't remember this happening." Mathias groaned.
"Of course you don't, you're fucking drunk."
"Whatever Mor, I'll clean it up." You blushed when Mathias called you 'mom', was this actually him being drunk? Or was he actually sober? A confused girl paced around the room as the spiky-haired man cleaned up the mess.
"Mat. Did you just realize that you called me 'mom'?" The man rose up from the floor and wrapped his arm around your waist, pulling you closer to his warm body. He licked the shell of your ear and rested his face on the crook of your neck.
"Mathias?" Your face grew 50+ shades of red.
"You were sexy (y/n)." The Dane slid his hand into your panties, but you swatted it away.
"We're not even dating, Mathias."
"But still, you were amazing." He licked the shell of your right ear again, his hands snaking towards the elastic band on your panties.
"Mat... Not in the living room, please." You moaned after Mathias dug his teeth into your sensitive spot. He sucked and kissed the spot until a purplish-red mark appeared.
"Jeg elsker dig, (y/n)." His strong arms carried you bridal style, and whisked you into the bedroom.
"What are you-" You were immediately cut off by a finger to your lips.
"I'm not done yet. Now let's have some fun, shall we min kære*?"
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Behind the scenes:
(Y/n): Oh Mathias! There! There!
Emil: *blushes intensely*
Lukas: *sips coffee and smirks*
Berwald: *places hands on Peter's young ears* "Son, you don't need to hear this."
Tino: *is freaking out because Peter is here, listening to Mathias and (y/n) having sex* "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM???"
Berwald: "Language, m'wife."
Peter: "What's going on Sve? Why is Finny yelling?"
Tino: *slaps Lukas* "This is your fault! You're the one that spilled the Legos on purpose! And now Mathias and (y/n) are doing IT.
Mathias: "Oh (y/n), I'm going to..." *groans*
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Translations
Jeg elsker dig: I love you (Danish)
Min kære: My dear (Danish)
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I've been working on this one for 3 days.
I'm not very good at crack, or stuff like that. Criticism is welcomed, don't be too mean!
Denmark does not belong to me.
Enjoy!
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