(John changed his name to turtles)
turtles: heyo
fashionista: woooooaaaah new user?!?!?
lafgayette: ITS THE ENDDDDD *runs off cliff*
turtles: do you not like it?
lafgayette: it could be better
fashionista: it's lame
hams: I think it's nice
turtles: geez finally! someone with some sort of culture
lafgayette: d8
turtles: shut tf up baguette
hams: hahaha
lafgayette: I am the finest piece of bread you will ever get near of you amphibian
hams: someone is salty
fashionista: only the saltiest of them all
lafgayette: you are supposed to be on my side!
fashionista: I am on the side of who's right
hams: oh geez
turtles: gosh diddly darnit
fashionista: idiots
fashionista: do you guys want to go out to eat together
lafgayette: not if you're going
turtles: ouch
hams: damn
fashionista: whatever. Alex is my side hoe
hams: I am?
hams: okay okay I am geez
hams: no need to throw hard items at me
hams: im that side hoe
lafgayette: john is my main side hoe
turtles: 😏
fashionista: mine is hotter
turtles:😑
lafgayette: not true
hams: 😢
lafgayette: mines smarter
fashionista: lies
fashionista: mine has nicer hair
lafgayette: try me
fashionista: I bet mine is better in bed
hams: WHAT
lafgayette: johnathan. get over here
turtles: UHHH
only turtles and hams
hams: I think my rights are being violated
turtles: I feel the same
hams: we hardly know each other
turtles: wow. you're right
hams: we haven't even formally introduced ourselves
turtles: hey I'm John
hams: Alexander Hamilton
turtles: my oh my
turtles: what a lovely name
hams: why thank you!
turtles: we should get to know each other
turtles: you know, like friends
hams: sure. wanna play t or d
turtles: sure
hams: T or d
turtles: t
hams: favorite color?
turtles: deep blue
turtles: kinda like this
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hams: that's nice
turtles: hbu?
hams: emerald green
turtles: wow. t or d
hams: d
turtles: HE WANTS THE DDDDD
hams: oh no
turtles: OOOOOOHHHHHH
turtles: go jump on herc and tell him you love him
hams: boy oh boy
hams: he said "same babe"
turtles: a little romance going on between you two huh?
hams: nah. he's nice but not my type
turtles: what's your type?
hams: the complete opposite of myself. quiet, sweet, maybe a little shy, AND NICE HAIR DAMN I LOVE ME SOME GOOD QUALITY HAIR
hams: I have homework. ttyl
turtles: bye bye
