hams & turtles
hams: hi there
turtles & fashionista
turtles: HE MESSAGED ME FIRST
fashionista: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD REALLY
turtles: YEAH
fashionista: GUESS WHAT
turtles: WHAT WHAT WHAT
fashionista: I actually don't give a single fuck
turtles: FCKIN hell u can go shove a rock in your ass then jump in a lake
fashionista: ok??
hams & turtles
turtles: oh hey!
hams: why is herc saying you have a thing for shoving things in people's asses
turtles: do me a favor and strangle him
hams: anything for you princess
read 2:45 pm
fashionista & turtles
fashionista: WHY IS ALEX ON ME FUCK OFF GAY ASS TURTLE FUCKER
turtles: HE CALLED ME PRINCESS
fashionista: holy shit
fashionista: why? how?
turtles: I DONT KNOW BUT I LOVE LOVE LOVEEEEE IT
fashionista: calm your homo ass down bucko.
turtles: ;-;
fashionista: GO GET YOUR MAN
turtles: I WILL
fashionista: THATS MA BOY
hams & turtles
hams: sorry that was weird wasn't it
hams: I should just leave now...
turtles: noo come back I'll be your princess
hams: really?
turtles: yes yes don't leave
hams: well I can't call you my princess
turtles: oh
hams: yet
turtles: oH
hams: you have to do one thing
turtles: what. I'll do anything
hams: meet me at my dorm in three hours. I'll buy pizza and ice cream
turtles: oH YAY
hams: and we can watch a movie on my iPad
turtles: like. a date?
hams: yeah. a date
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