large baguette and turtles
turtles: hey buddy
turtles: can i ask you something
large baguette: i suppose
turtles: do you think it's cool to spread false rumors amongst friend groups? 😊
large baguette: non
turtles: well i think that's funny
turtles: since ya know
turtles: YOU DID THAT EXACT THING
large baguette: i can explain
turtles: ok
large baguette: i cannot explain
turtles: that's what i thought
large baguette:.... je t'aime?
turtles: NO DO NOT PULL THE FRENCH LOVE IM MAD AT YOU
large baguette: please forgive me
turtles: ugh. i have to. you're my roommate
large baguette: :D
turtles: i like hercules better
large baguette: D:
turtles: he doesn't EMBARRASS ME
large baguette: Im SoRrY
turtles: bye
groupchat: schuyler sisters and a random mister plus that one hoe
never satisfied, helpless, leggy, 💋, and turtles
turtles: aight so we need to clarify things
turtles: i don't have a boyfriend. alex and i aren't a thing
helpless: ok john. i'm sorry for assuming
never satisfied: don't be embarrassed to tell us the truth !
💋: i don't care that much tbh
leggy: don't lie to me you piece of shit we know how you feel
leggy: you're gayer than eliza, maria, lafayette, hercules, and me COMBINED
turtles: IM NOT THAT GAY
leggy: you have gay pride pj pants, blankets and you wear the flag to lectures all the time
turtles: IM KINDA GAY
leggy: you like alex
turtles: IM REALLY GAY
leggy: mhm
never satisfied: i agreee
helpless: how's he more gay than me and maria
💋: ^?
turtles: YOU ALL HURT MY FEELINGS
helpless: suck it up
leggy: damn eliza. more salt in those three words than on salt bae's arm
💋: stop with the salt bae
never satisfied: it's truly disgusting
leggy: the only guy in truly straight for
turtles: e w
hey guys! im thinking of doing a q and a about my story and myself so please please peaaase comment stuff to ask me!!!
