leggy and 💋
leggy: ok here's the plan
💋: i'm not helping
leggy: what?
💋: i know you guys care about john
💋: and you want the best but this is too much
leggy: no it's not. come on do it for johnny boi
💋: look. this man is way too invested in your "johnny boi"
💋: i'm wasting my time
💋: you're wasting your time
leggy: fine. you can stop
leggy: but you owe me one
💋: wHAT?!
leggy: mhm
💋: i owe you n o t h i n g
leggy: you owe me for allowing you to look as beautiful as myself
💋: what the hell are you talking about
leggy: haven't you ever realized we look
leggy: E X A C T L Y
leggy: the same?
💋: no we don't
💋: i wear lipstick. duh
leggy: u right u right
leggy: i have to go help angelica do her hair
leggy: see you in like
leggy: ten hours
💋: alright. won't miss you
leggy: shut up
hams and turtles
hams: hello :)
turtles: hi hot stuff
hams: why thank you
turtles: you busy today?
hams: unfortunately i am
hams: i have to write twenty five essays for government class
hams: but stupid Jefferson wrote thirty so we're going to one up him
turtles: jeez. isn't thirty one essays a lot?
hams: no. but eighty five is
hams: we have six months but i wanted to start today
turtles: that's ok
hams: John Jay said he'll only write five.
hams: that's one seventeenth of the work
hams: dumb bitch
turtles: isn't he the guy that's always sick
hams: excuses excuses
hams: madison only wants to write twenty nine
hams: haha whatever i'll just write
hams: FIFTY
hams: ONE
hams: ESSAYS
hams: i better get a medal
turtles: can i come over an watch you write?
turtles: pleaaase daddy
turtles: BABY
turtles: DUMB AUTOCORRECT
hams: you can come over. just don't call me baby when you do ;)
turtles: wait wha
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IM SORRY MY BABIES ;-; IM BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. GET READY FOR A Q AND A
