never satisfied and helpless
never satisfied: did you hear
helpless: nope i'm deaf
never satisfied: you're not funny
helpless: i've been told
never satisfied: guess what
helpless: i have guessed and my guess is what
never satisfied: our johnny boy found himself a boyfriend
helpless: I KNEW HE WAS GAY. HE WASNT STARING AT THAT BARISTA FOR NOTHING
never satisfied: 😶 no comment
helpless: long story
never satisfied: and guess who he is
helpless: who
never satisfied :THE DOUBLE MAJOR ALEXANDER HAMILTON
helpless: ohhhh. the man baby?
never satisfied: yes yes. him. nice hair. angry all the time. runs on caffeine and has the bloodstream of five hour energy
helpless: oh yep. that's him
never satisfied: don't tell anyone. ok?
helpless: ok ok
never satisfied: alright. i'm having dinner with this guy named thomas jefferson
helpless: is he hot?
never satisfied: meh but i need him to consider my column for the school paper. so a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
helpless: i gotcha
never satisfied: gtg byyyyeee
