alex and mac and cheese
mac and cheese: hey
alex: uh hi
fashionista and large baguette
large baguette: I SAID UH HI
fashionista: alex would never say that
large baguette: sacre bleu what the hell do i say
fashionista: what would alex say
fashionista: oh. jefferson
large baguette: BRILLIANT
fashionista: i know i am
alex and mac and cheese
alex: oh. jefferson
mac and cheese: that's my name
alex: i'm aware
mac and cheese: so how are you
alex: since when do you care
mac and cheese: i care about you alex
alex: we both know that's a lie
mac and cheese: you don't know much about me
alex: i know enough to avoid you
mac and cheese: you know you want me
alex: w- what?
mac and cheese: maybe this will change your mind
*dick pic🍆🍆🍆🍆*
fashionista and large baguette
large baguette: SACRE BLEU
fashionista: bless you
large baguette: shut up you american this is serious
fashionista: what is
large baguette: my eyes burn
fashionista: did you mistake rubbing alcohol for contact solution again
large baguette: i wish
fashionista: WHAT IS IT
large baguette: YOU WANT TO KNOW?!
fashionista: YES I REALLY WOULD
large baguette: FINE HERE
*dick pic🍆🍆🍆*
large baguette: THERE YOU HAPPY?
fashionista: IM FUCKING BLIND IM GOING TO SEW MY EYES SHUT
large baguette: i know you're capable of that please do not
fashionista: wait that's
fashionista: ha mines bigger
large baguette: GOD HAS LEFT THE GAME GOOD BYE
mac and cheese and alex
alex: well that is
alex: something
mac and cheese: you likey?
alex: i don't. one bit
alex: i have a boyfriend
mac and cheese: um
mac and cheese: what
alex: his name is john lauren's
alex: he will beat your ass
fashionista and large baguette
large baguette: no no no
fashionista: oh god what did you do
IM ALIVE YES I KNOW I LEFT FOR FOUR MONTHS BUT IM BACK
