fashionista and large baguette
fashionista:Well??? What did you do
large baguette: i panicked and now
large baguette: john and alex need to start dating
fashionista: wat
large baguette: they need to date. now
fashionista: well that's a little bit controlling don't you think
large baguette: yes but rn i give no more than 0 fucks
large baguette: I will tell Alex first. and maybe he'll ask John?
fashionista: you really really really fucked up
fashionista: I hope you realize that
large baguette: pray for me
large baguette and hams
large baguette: hi :D
hams: hello
large baguette: whatcha up to
hams: studying. per usual
large baguette: uhh well can you
large baguette: stop that
large baguette: for a moment
large baguette: please?
hams: why?
large baguette: i made a mistake
hams: ok idk if i can help but i can try
large baguette: so yesterday thomas jefferson messaged me
hams: that piece of shit should i go whip him?
large baguette: oh no no let me finish
large baguette: and don't do that as punishment he might enjoy it
large baguette: kinky bastard
large baguette: ANYWAY
large baguette: he asked me to give him your user
large baguette: which i did not because i'm a good friend
hams: 😄
large baguette: instead i gave him this account that i use and pretend to be you to catfish people at a low cost
hams: ok
hams: WAIT WHAT
hams: WHY ME?!
large baguette: you're hot
large baguette: anyway
large baguette: i messaged him as you until he sent me this
*🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆*
hams: WHAT THE FUCK
large baguette: ikr it's too big to be his
hams: wHAT NO IM JUST DISGUSTED IN GENERAL
large baguette: anyway. then i panickedandtoldhimtoleaveyouormeidkwhattocallitatthispointaloneandkindasortatoldhimyouandjohnwereathing
hams: i need a minute wtf is all this smushed wri
hams: YOU TOLD HIM WHAT?!
large baguette: and now you guys have to get together
hams: HE DOESNT LIKE ME LIKE THAT
large baguette: you don't know that, why not ask?
hams: BECAUSE YOU OMLETTE HES HOT IM NOT HE WONT SAY YES
large baguette: try it
large baguette: you never knoowwww
hams: i'm going to kill you
hams and turtles
hams: hey
