never satisfied, helpless, and leggy
never satisfied: DID YOU H E A R
helpless: no i am deaf
leggy: wat
never satisfied: turtle found his gay lover
helpless: HoW cUtE
leggy: wait who
never satisfied: alex
leggy: called it
helpless: THATS EVEN CUTER
leggy: about time
leggy: poor kid was dying of thirst for alex
leggy: he was d e h y d r a t e d
helpless: iM SO HAPPY FOR HIM
never satisfied: we have to give the new guy "the talk"
helpless: why us?
never satisfied: peggy and I can be terrifying so therefore we should be like the fathers in this situation
helpless: but what about me?
leggy: you can be the mom
helpless: :D
schuyler sisters + hams
hams: ...hello?
never satisfied: it's angelica. from debate class
hams: oh hi!
leggy: LISTEN UP HERE FUCKER
hams: uh
helpless: woah peggy
leggy: IF YOU HURT MY POOR BEAN JOHN
never satisfied: TELL HIM
leggy: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
never satisfied: YEAH
leggy: CUT OFF YOUR RING FINGERS
never satisfied: MHM
never satisfied: wait what
leggy: STICK THEM IN A DEEP FRYER
never satisfied: peggy stop wtf
leggy: AND FORCE YOU TO EAT THEM
hams: i'm terrified
leggy: YOU SHOULD BE
never satisfied: ok no peggy will not hurt you that bad
helpless: just take care of john. please? he doesn't have anyone to go to except his friends
helpless: his family isn't really there for him. at all. he doesn't have many people to rely on in a time of need. and he really likes you. just don't let him down
hams: i won't. i promise
never satisfied: loyalty is incredibly important to him.
hams: i am a really loyal person. you can count on me
💋 and hams
💋: hello there
