hams & turtles
turtles: thank you
hams: you're welcome?
hams: (why am being thanked?)
turtles: for spending time with me today :)
hams: don't thank me starry eyes, i'd spend every second of my life with you if it was up to me :)
read at 6:17 pm
turtles & large baguette
turtles: I am
turtles: IN LOVE
turtles: :D
turtles: hey
turtles: answer me
turtles: bitch we share a room i see you on your phone answer me
large baguette: let me read my webtoons i n p e a c e
turtles: this is important
large baguette: then how about you speak to me like a normal human being?
turtles: i can't do that
large baguette: WHY NOT? DID ALEX SUCK YOUR MOUTH OFF OF YOUR FACE OR SOMETHING?
turtles: no. it's because the author struggles with writing actual human interactions and descriptions so she decided to write a story in text form because it allows her to entertain an audience solely using her so called humor
large baguette: huh?
read 6:37 pm
crazy hamilfan & turtles
crazy hamilfan: listen pal
crazy hamilfan: i'm just going to ask one thing of you.
turtles: what the actual fuck
turtles: wait
turtles: YOU'RE THE &$@?/!
turtles:....
turtles: &$@?/!
turtles: WHY IS THAT CENSORED
crazy hamilfan: magic
crazy hamilfan: jk
crazy hamilfan: keyboard smashing
turtles: you're insane
crazy hamilfan: hence the user name
crazy hamilfan: anyway
crazy hamilfan: i don't know who told you
crazy hamilfan: or how you even found out
crazy hamilfan: but you better shut it
crazy hamilfan: nobody needs to know
crazy hamilfan: i brought you into this world
crazy hamilfan: i can take you right fucking out
turtles: ... you're terrifying
crazy hamilfan: i don't get that often. people don't really find a five foot baby faced fan girl scary
turtles: what
crazy hamilfan: not important
crazy hamilfan: i'm watching you john
crazy hamilfan left the chat
turtles: what the hell was that
turtles: wait
turtles: HOW DID SHE
turtles: ITS IMPOSSIBLE
turtles: wait... 😏
turtles: &$@?/!
turtles: DAMNIT
large baguette & turtles
large baguette: oh okay leave me on read
large baguette: whatever
turtles: sorry haha ignore everything i just said
large baguette: why? i thought you were serious
turtles: ME?! SERIOUS HAHAHAH OH GILBERT YOU CRACK ME UP!
large baguette: what the fat hell did you just call me
turtles:... uh nvm
large baguette: well why did you interrupt my "Where Tangents Meet" session for?
turtles: i'm in love
turtles: alex is perfect
turtles: he makes me feel like a butterfly
large baguette: ...i relate?
turtles: like all flouncy and free
large baguette: i'm glad mon ami
large baguette: now fuck off im READING
turtles: well damn
turtles: why did the &$@?/! make you so mean
large baguette: who?
turtles: nOTHING BYE
hams & turtles
hams: i'm sorry
hams: did i fuck up?
turtles: NO NO MY FAULT AHA SORRY YOUR AIRHEAD BOYFRIEND IS JUST STUPUD
hams: hey
hams: you're perfect :)
hams: like mustard
turtles:... what
hams: mustard is perfect. so are you
turtles: i can't believe this
turtles: you...
hams: don't tell me you...
turtles: ketchup is superior
hams: i...
hams: WHAT DO YOU PUT ON YOUR HOT DOGS
turtles: KETCHUP DUH
hams: WHAT THE
hams: WHY
hams: WHAT A CRIME
hams: YOURE LUCKY YOU ARE ADORABLE AND HAVE A GREAT HEART AND PERSONALITY. IDK HOW ELSE I COULD FORGIVE YOU
turtles: :). i could say the same about you
