turtles and large baguette
turtles: i need help
large baguette: yes yes you do. now let me sleep
turtles: i need help
turtles: now
large baguette: mon dieu whats happening at 4 am
turtles: alex happened
turtles: what do i do
large baguette: last time this happened
turtles: with herc?
large baguette: oui. i think i hit my head over and over again on a wall hoping that i'd forget
turtles: and?
large baguette: all that i gained from that horrible experience was bruises and a headache
turtles: god damnit
large baguette: why don't you talk to him
turtles: excuse me
large baguette: what
turtles: while i'm at it, should i jump off the empire state building too? or how about drown myself in the aquarium?
large baguette: i think you're musing the point
turtles: i think you're missing my point
turtles: if i tell alex
turtles: and he doesn't like me back
turtles: which he doesn't
turtles: i will die a horrible death
large baguette: you're exaggerating. a. lot
turtles: yeah well you know what
large baguette: what?
turtles: um
turtles: YOU ARE GAY
large baguette: hypocrite
turtles: you're right ill leave
