💋 and hams
💋: hello there
hams: uh who are you
💋: my names maria. but you can call me yours
hams: um what
💋: i have an offer for you
💋: you're hot. i'm hot. let's do something hot together
hams: sorry no. my boyfriend wouldn't be ok with that
💋: boyfriend?
hams: yes. the love of my life
schuyler sisters and a hoe
never satisfied: is he budgin?
💋: no he isn't
leggy: send him provocative images
never satisfied: uhhhh
helpless: no. do not. keep pressing
💋: i'm only doing this because my girlfriend is sweeter than sugar and always helps me out
💋: i hate the rest of you
leggy: shut up keep going
💋: i will slap you bitch don't tell me what to do
never satisfied: uhhh guys
leggy: HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE A SHOE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR
helpless: MARGRET
💋: ill just finish up
💋 and hams
💋: nobody needs to know
hams: uh no thanks i'm really not interested
💋: just one night
💋: please?
hams: i said no. please stop it
💋: your loss
hams: uh huh. goodbye
schuyler sister and a hoe
💋: he wouldn't budge i give up
💋: where's my burrito
leggy: AGGHH FINE COME IVER I HAVE A BOX OF FROZEN ONES
💋: sweet
never satisfied: huh. guess he is loyal
helpless: who would of thought
leggy: i would have thought he'd give in but
leggy: guess not
helpless: he's a good guy
never satisfied: maybe he's
helpless: what??
never satisfied:.... losing interest in girls
💋: i have male stripper friends
💋: and they are man whores
helpless: hmmmm
leggy: i've got a plan
