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spoiler but they don't end up together don't worry

mac and cheese and large baguette

mac and cheese: hey buddy

large baguette: don't buddy me. jefferson i'm not sending you nudes leave me alone

mac and cheese: actually

mac and cheese: i'm not looking for that today

large baguette: im not giving you anyone's nudes

mac and cheese: actually

mac and cheese: i need a username

large baguette: ok who's

mac and cheese: the short guy that lives with your boyfriend

large baguette: alex?

mac and cheese: mhm

large baguette: why?

large baguette: he's gay jefferson. not desperate. there is a difference

mac and cheese: don't try to make me feel bad. i know im great. anyway can i have his user

large baguette: non

mac and cheese: listen you overdressed omelette give me the god damn username

large baguette: why?!?!?

mac and cheese: uhh ok

mac and cheese: i need his help

mac and cheese: with homework for our criminal history class

large baguette: oh

large baguette: why didn't you just say so you imbecile

large baguette: it's nonstopsocrates

mac and cheese: thanks

mac and cheese and sneezy

mac and cheese: i can't believe it

sneezy: what

mac and cheese: he fell for it

mac and cheese: psh

sneezy: thomas im sorry if you haven't heard about this yet. but i'm not a mind reader. i don't know what you're saying

mac and cheese: i asked for the hot law major guys username

mac and cheese: and french fry over here cave it to me with the dumb excuse of homework help

sneezy: congrats

mac and cheese: so now i'm making my mwayyyyyy

fashionista and large baguette

large baguette: ugh

fashionista: hello?

large baguette: how stupid does jefferson think i am

fashionista: hun i would answer but i need context

large baguette: he asked me for alex's kik user

fashionista: you gave it to him?!?!

large baguette: no what psh

large baguette: im not that stupid

large baguette: i gave him the fake one that i use to cat fish as alex

large baguette: fun times

fashionista: so fun

large baguette: so we can play some games with him now

fashionista: no offense i don't really want to play games with jefferson. he seems like a sore loser

large baguette: .... bye

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