3rd persons pov
gerd sassily sashayed to school. He wiz wearing a floral panic! At the disco dress, a fall out boy scarf, black leggggginz, nd pink crocs. s00oper 3mo.
Wen he got to peasant school, he saww da most bootiful boi evr. He had a swagalicious hurrcut, a smashin punkinz shirt, and purple lipstick (lolzors I was gonna put leggings but it suggested lipstick so why nahhhh). He was da most bootyfull thing I ever saw.
I slithered sensually up da steps 2 him nd stood up, FLIPIN mah fabulus fringe.
"How ya doinnnnnn" I sed.
"I'm gerd watz ur name boiiii"
"I'm frank but u can call me fork fronk or frnk
"WAT classzs do uuu has?1!!?1!!???"
"Lolol lets terade schedulz11!!!1!111!!"
"OH EM GEE (eheheh gee) WE HAV ALL DA SAME CLASSRZ!!!!!!
"YASSS OMG LETZ BE BESTIEZ 4 LYFE!!!!!-1!"
Yay
