so frnky got hit by da car but he used his his fab dab 3mo powers to get better. so after dat it was time for science!112!1 they sashayed in and da teacher was UGLIIIIIII lol sorry
1st person pov
"the gurl in glasses could get itttt" sez this boi with a brown fringe and a bri ish accent
"ummm dats tha teacher lolzors" says the other british boi with an equally fabooo black fringe
they looked related but i also think theyre dating lolllls AWKWARD
"uh hiii wats ur name" i said to emo british boy #1
"am phil luv xxx Ṱ̷̨̭̝̤͊̐͗͒H̸͙̜̩͇̖̎̀̈́Ë̸̜̘́͛̅̚̚͜͠ ̴͔̣͓̤̘̈́̍̍̂̅͝C̴̗̬̬̪̋A̶̡͈̭͕̽͝T̵̰͂̑̋ ̸̰̋̈́̌͐͗W̷̜̭̍̔̇̚H̸̗̘̰͍̳̑̐̈́̉̚Ì̴̼̪̙̈́̎̄̆͋S̵̻̩̫̩̀̅̿̑̇͜Ḱ̷̪͕͗͗ͅĖ̶̱̘̺̗̆ͅR̵̺̗͓̕S̶̛̜̬͍̺͛͆͐͂̅ ̸̱̀̄Ć̷̯͛̓́̓O̶̦̲͂͑̾̍̽̾M̴̤̬̝̲͔͒̔ͅE̸̜̱̞͆́̄̅ ̴̧̣̘̿͋͝͝͝F̸̳̼͉̅̕R̸̮͇̱̍̐̐͠Ǒ̸̡͇͔̺͎̥͑̆M̶̠̠̳̐̽͊̏̓ ̴̛̥͍̦͆́̂̓̚W̴͉̱̌̇̚I̷͇̼̙̳̋͋͠T̷̮̟̘̺͈͒̒͝H̶̻̱̬̀̑̀̉Ï̸̝͖ͅN̸̨̛̘̠̓̑̍̓
uh like WHAT just happened to me lolz
gerd thot maybe tha other british boi would be normal lol
normal people scare me X3
"hi im gordy who r u
"A month without uploading he comes back with a tag,
That no one even tagged him he's not a challenge to drag.
So prepare for an attack and by that I mean cringe
Cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe
First things first you're freakishly tall it's weird you look like a noodle
You've got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a poodle
Throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that's dan
You're what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man
You procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary?
You're so close to being forgotten, the hate's imaginary
The only reason you get views is you're another white guy
That people ship with his friend cause they think it's kawaii
Oh
Reasons why dan's a fail
I'll give you some:
You never tweet
you overeat
all you do is cry and sleep
Your jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality
Your family's sad you flopped your law degree at university
And anything embarrassing that's from your past you just delete
You were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat?
Wow I'm so impressed by your clear moral integrity
You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
But can't make toast without tumblr saying you're problematic
I could go on there's more if I check
There's more things on this list than chins on your neck
On your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath?
So your celebrity crush was j-law but now it's evan p
What the fuck even is your sexuality?!
It's hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry
I think it's just to hide that you're secretly a furry"
UHHHH wtf was that fronky thot but oh whaleee it wuz class time
Den we didn't learn anything bc Mikey was aggresivlee makin out with Pete the entire time
thanks pete
