skool wuz finally ova bitchezzzz!1!! fronk and gerdy were soooo happy so they skipped to da starbiezzz fast af holding hands and flippin their majestical fringes. tha first thing dey saw wwas these two TALL ASS GIRLS like holy shizzzzz they were like 6'1 lmfaooo.
"um gerdy did we walk into a WNBA tournament or what lolsssss" sez fronky LMAOO SORRY
tha girlz were both blonde and honestly looked like they could suplex fran and gordys gay asses. when dey got closer they could see da name tags wich sed kristen and bethany.
"omg look at those basic bitchezzzz lols" gerdy said
"gerdface cmon" fronky sed leading him to da bathroom.
then dey were inside and gerd got close to gerd. fronky was feelin a lil nervous likeee wuz it hot in here or was it his smexy lipstick ummm anyways. He wiped the sweat off his brow and tugged at his shirt collar. Was this really about to happen? Gerard got closer and bit his lip...den they sashayed out of there like the fabulous emos they were like YAAAAS QUEENS
they pranced up to da counter where basic biatch bethany was standing to take tha order.
"hiii biatchhh can i get two pinkity drinkitys for me n mah boiii here" sez gerdy
"ummm honey first of all DONT call me 'biatch'. I really don't think it's appropriate to curse in front of ladies. So if you'd like to talk to us, please don't curse. and second of all, no, you and your 'boiii' canNOT get your pinkity drinkity. you need to promote God-defined masculinity in a small way. and trust me boo, that dress and those leggings are NOT doing you any favors. u gotta cover than up hon, your body isn't about you. It's about God. Long shirts are great for adding extra coverage to the rear area if the pants are tight."
dey were so shocked they couldnt even think of what 2 sey to these giraffe bitches that gerd just took frankys hard and pulled him into the bathroom. but wen they turned tall biatch number two kristen wuz in there like wattt?/?
Hehehe cliffhangerrrrr stay tuned hoez
