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After science wif breadstick urban it was time for lunch
Gerd sat with fork bc they're obvi like biffles
Frnk had a single potatoe
Gerd had a stick of butter
Fronk fronkity fronk fronk wanted some butter but gerd nu
He ate the entire stick of butter
Plain
Yep
Fronk cri
He took out a caprisun and washed his feelings down with it
Gerd wanted a caprisun but he had no caprisun
So he drank bleach
mmmmmmmm

Oh god wtf did I just write

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