Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing

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by the-dun-and-go

by the-dun-and-go

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soooo it wuz fridayyyy wich meanz NO SKOOL BIATCH!!!/!1 gerd and fronky wer so Xcit3d 2 go shoppin!!!!

"ok forky were u wanna go" sez gerd fabulusly

"Shoes

Shoes
Shoes
Oh my god
Shoes

Let's get some shoes
Let's get some shoes
Let's get some shoes
Let's get some shoes

Shoes
Shoes
Shoes
Oh my god, shoes
Shoes

Shoes
Shoes
Shoes
Oh my god
Shoes

These shoes rule
These shoes suck
These shoes suck
These shoes suck

I think you have too many shoes
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes
Shut up!

Stupid boy
Stupid boy
Let's get some shoes
Let's party

These shoes are three hundred dollars
These shoes are three hundred dollars

Um... this style runs small
I don't think you're gonna fit
I mean, your feet are kinda big
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh, by the way bitch

Those shoes are mine, betch

Those shoes are mine, betch
Betch
Betch
Betch"

"umm okie i think he wantz shoes LOL" sez gerd seemingly looking right at you. He knows you're there. Don't be afraid. Why are you running? Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING WHY ARE YOU RUNNING WHY ARE YOU RUNNING WHY ARE YOU RUNNING WHY ARE YOU RUNNING WHY ARE YOU RUNNING WHY ARE YOU RUNNING WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

so gerb and frornk sashayed into da shoe store. dey looked around and OMFGGG dat greasy 3mo boi wuz there again!?!?!/1 i nthink hiz name was burt LOL dumbass

"um is he tryin 2 talk to us???" fronky sed

before gerd could respond burt crab walked up 2 them

"heyyy jared"

UMMMM WHO TF DIS BIATCHN THINK HE IZZZZZ

"poopy" sed burt

Awesome

b4 gerd could smack tha shit out of burtboi dey herd a rumble from da ceiling. it wuz just like da tim in da starbies with da tall blonde biotches LOLLLL. da rumble got louder until suddenly da ceilin broke RITE above fronk!1!!/1

"G̴̡̨̛̫̒̄̔͐͗̐̋͌̕͘Ḭ̷͙͖̱̩̳͛B̷͕̐̀͊B̶̛̜͉̮̜̰͒̽̉̃̄̄̆͐̚A̶͇̦̲̙̣̟͚̱͈͚̺̲͒͆̿́̑͂̀͗͑̀̉̔̑̄̎Ÿ̵̖͉̲̰͉́͛̑͋́̽͛́͒̓̎̕͘͝Y̵̢̡̛̯̣̭̬̼̹̫̹̱͚̮͖̋̐̂͒̇̑͑̔̈́̔̐Ý̷̞̤̜̺̲̰̤̦̣͍̃͌͑͋̊̽̊͘̚͠Y̵̛̲̰̳̽͌̃́͒͝" sed gibbay, fallin on2 fronky and takin him along as he broke thru da floor. fronk fronks world faded 2 blacc (da best colorrr) az he heard da screams of evry1 in da mall. where was gerd.