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Da next class wuz science
Dere were som kids dat actually didn't look lik loserz
In da front dere was a boy with a fabulous blac fringe. Hiz naem wuz joni gilburt. Nex dul him waz a fab af guy whoz name was jish. Den dere was a GURL with a pacifier liek wtf what you doing here if u a baby
Her name was Melanie. (Woah wtf I just write an entire sentence with proper spelling and grammar like how)
Den dere was tiylerr josuph. He wuz sposed 2 be by fronk fronk an me but he was up in da front hanging off of jishwas arm. Joshwa sez "what u doin tiylurk"
Da bean sed "now I'm holding onto you"
Eheheheh
Anywaysss
Da teacher was named brendon urine. His forhed was so huge dat it absorbed all lite and was liek a black hole wowwww science
Joni was scurd of da black hole. He fell out hiz chair and on da floer. He was layin dere wen tiylurr teleported ovr nd started singing.
"GET UP JONI BOIIII" he sing.
"wat" sez johnnie.
"UR MAH PRIDE N JOY, U MY PRIDE AND JOI"
den Joni ran as fast ax his tiny legs could cary him
he cried bc he thot tyler wuz a psychopath
"you'll never no da psychopath sitin next to u" muttered tylur


Da end

Ok seriously who here has listened to Johnny boy because I love it and tbh the first time I heard it I cried
That is all
Goodbyeeee

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