Kik ; Camren

Twenty Six

5:33pm

Lauren: Lana del rey just appeared on my tv and I can't breathe

Camila: Lana del who?

Lauren: you better be kidding I swear to god

Camila: isn't that a type of fabric softener?

Lauren: I want a divorce.

Camila: but we're not even married

Lauren: well when we get married I'm divorcing you the next day

Camila: even before our honeymoon?

Lauren: ok maybe not before our honeymoon because there's usually mind blowing sex involved in those

Camila: ok I'll make you a deal

Camila: if you don't divorce me then we can have mind blowing sex throughout the entirety of our marriage

Lauren: even when we're like 80?

Camila: especially when we're like 80, how hot would old wrinkly sex be?

Lauren: super hot, with all the flaps and stuff omg I'm sweating

Camila: ew ok you've officially grossed me out

Lauren: wait you're changing the subject

Lauren: just google Lana okay you'll need info on her if you wanna be in a relationship with me

Camila: babe I was just kidding Lana is my mother

Lauren: wowwwww so you lied to me huh

Lauren: that's it I'm definitely divorcing you

Camila: aww baby don't be like that

Lauren: I'm already looking for engagement rings because the sooner we get married the sooner I can divorce you

Camila: I'll give you $10 if you don't divorce me

Lauren: keep going

Camila: and a massage

Lauren: what kind of massage?

Camila: full body

Lauren: yeah?

Camila: or I could just give you like $20 or something if you don't want that

Lauren: fuck no cabello I've got my heart set on that massage

Camila: aww why baby is your body sore?

Lauren: I guess you could say that

Camila: tell me what is sore so I know what to give special attention to on the day

Lauren: well my neck is kinda sore I guess

Camila: is that it?

Lauren: you know, now that I think about it, my boobs have been pretty sore lately

Camila: I'll make sure to give extra special attention to those

Lauren: there's like one more place where I think could use a good rubbing

Camila: where is that princess?

Lauren: my clit

Camila: fuckkkk I'm at the dinner table with my parents and my mom just asked why my cheeks are so red

Camila: Sofi said that I'm probably texting my boyfriend omg help

Lauren: oh hell no if anything you're the boyfriend in this relationship

Camila: you know, the guy is usually the top in the relationship so you just admitted that you're a bottom

Lauren: not necessarily I've topped guys before

Camila: okay wow I really didn't need to know that

Lauren: sorry babe lmao

Lauren: if it makes you feel any better I'll let you top sometimes okay?

Camila: shut the fuck up

Camila: I'll top whenever the fuck I want and if you have a problem with that I'll spank your ass raw

Lauren: okay

Lauren: you're definitely a top.

A/N: #camilatops