MESSAGES [JEON WONWOO]

how to: be a fake hoe [roast yourself challenge]

so i was tagged by seokjins- to roast myself so yall know imma do it !!

so hellyeahyoongi or kai or whatever this bitch calls herself is honestly a fake hoe, y'all just don't see it !!!

1. she's nice to everyone on here but in reality she's an asshole and talks about everyone

2. ALL THIS BITCH TALKS ABOUT IS BTS LIKE BITCH DAMN CALM DOWN

3. y'all wanna know why she never posted a selfie??? THIS BITCH UGLY AS FUCK LMAO

4. dis bitch almost cried over a guy that she liked yall?? and she said she was over it hA THINK AGAIN

5. mood swings, need i say more? she can be happy and then in .976 seconds she's angry or sad

6. she's honestly annoying like if you don't text her back she'll think that you hate her like biTCH PEOPLE HAVE LIVES OKAY AND THEY DON'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU

7. she always says how disgusting she finds it when people call members of bts daddy but this bitch would call any of them daddy if they asked her to,, she's low key ashamed so she wont admit it like???

8. she's low key, scratch that, she IS a hoe y'all, she finds almost every guy hot and she wants them digits

9. this bitch will call someone from bts her father and son in the same sentence??

10. this bitch is always shady and salty as fuck,,, even on a good day,, when it's a bad day she'll start calling people out,, either to their face or behind their back lmao

11. she holds grudges for things that happened four years ago lol

12. she says lol, gtg, bye, and yikes way too often

13. she's honestly an asshole and she's annoying and a bitch bYE

14. she always says how she has "40+" fanfictions in her drafts,,,, where dey @ doe

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okay im not tagging anyone bc i dont wanna annoy people but this is a joke and it is for fun so please remember that

this is not meant for me to like degrade myself and make me feel horrible, i actually have quite a lot of self confidence and i am happy with myself and with who i am :)

+an actual chapter will be posted later, and i have a surprise for you guys but i ain't gon say what it is yet ;))

+sorry for all the cuss words, i normally don't cuss that much but for the sake of the roast ¯\_(ツ)_/¯