{So Darkshadow has decided to let me stay! YAY!} Princessheart cheerfully went out to hunt.
[I NEVER SAID THAT]
{You will though :D}
[UGH FINE, JUST NO MORE EXCESSIVE DRAMA]
{YAY} Princessheart screamed as a flock of birds divebombed her.
[...I'm already regretting this]
Princessheart yowled in terror as their sharp beaks came dangerously close to her eyes.
[I hate to admit this but @GlodhartTehAmaznig I kinda miss you, maybe you could come back? xD]
(I'm supposed to be protecting people from criminals on the internet, I don't think that there's any criminals here anymore)
[Princessheart posted on her wall that she pirates movies all the time]
{HEY! TATTLETALE!}
[You're the one who shared that with all of your followers...and your bio says that you love illegally downloading music]
{SNITCHES GET STITCHES}
[...So yeah, she's broken the law :D]
(Those are minor offenses, and it's impossible to catch everyone who does it :/)
[GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! I couldn't resist lol xD But anyhow, c'mon, your horribly-misspelled comments about Princessheart and other cats were hilarious]
(Honestly, it is fun to pretend to be Glodhart, I was laughing behind my keyboard sometimes. I guess I'll stay. Brace yourselves for the atrocious spelling and grammar that shall ensue)
[Please use proper spelling and grammar, man, it's impossible to read sometimes xD]
(i caynt slepl imm two yung too noe howw tu) Glyuidhert goe ento fourestt.
[-_-] Darkshadow sighed unhappily.
The flock of birds grabbed onto Princessheart's fur with their talons and began to try to carry her away. Princessheart shrieked in alarm as her feet left the ground.
Gpohdrt wtach az Priiseshart waz desparatly seaking atenshin adz usooal.
{HEY, BE NICE, AGENT WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS! I'M JUST MAKING THINGS INTERESTING!}
(I'm not telling you my name. And your story adds zero interest to the plot of this roleplay.)
{I'LL CALL YOU AGENT CORRUPTION THEN!]
(Suit yourself, Ms. Melodramatic.)
{CYBERBULLY!}
(Nah, I'm just honest. I shall now get back in character.)
{>.<} A terrified Princessheart was carried away by the birds.
Glaehout laff az shee waz eeten elive annd noebuddy caired.
{YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RESCUE ME!}
(im jsut goeintg tou lett u dye :D)
Acornleap saw the thick-furred white she-cat dangling perilously from the claws of a massive eagle a few tail-lengths above the ground. He gasped in surprise. Eagles usually were only sighted near mountain territory! His heartbeat sped up with fear, but he knew that he had to rescue his Clanmate. StarClan approved of bravery and sacrifice, and he wanted nothing more than to please his ancestors and to serve his Clan to the best of his ability. Taking a ragged deep breath, he sprinted after the eagle. He unsheathed his claws and took a massive leap, stretching his foreleg as far as he could. He fell just short and landed roughly on the ground. He scrambled back to his paws and resumed his chase. Summoning all of his strength, he managed to jump high enough to just hook a claw into the bird's wings. The eagle lost its grip on Princessheart, and the two MoonClan warriors tumbled to the ground.
{I don't have the time to read a novel >:( You should really add a TL;DR to the end of your segments Acornwhateveryournameis} Teafur walked idly through the forest, feeling completely bored.
[DID YOU EVEN READ ONE WORD OF IT?!]
{nope :P}
[I'm sorry that my portions are so long, you might have to spend one minute of your oh-so-precious time that you have set aside to sit on the internet and the couch all day doing nothing productive and contributing absolutely nothing to society as a whole. And maybe if you were actually educated and spent any time learning how to use the English language, your roleplaying segments might have some actual quality, and you wouldn't seem like an immature, spoiled little kid!]
{Reading that whole rant would take way too much effort :3}
[TL;DR: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
If you got off the couch or looked away from your phone,
You might realize that in life you're completely alone.]
{:'(} Teafur sobbed at the mean words of the bully Acornleap.
A/N: It's Crazystar here again! I hope you guys enjoyed, as always! :) I love reading your comments, thank you guys so much for your support of our books and our account <3
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The Ballad Of The MoonClan Roleplay
RandomWe've all seen some cliché and terrible roleplays. This spoof is going to pick fun at those wretchedly awful roleplays! Follow the adventures of lots of cliché cats controlled by idiotic twolegs as they slowly break the fourth wall! Cover made...
