Princessheart walked casually back into the camp.
[Hey, wait a second! WE KICKED YOU OUT PRINCESSHEART! YOU WERE KILLED!] Darkshadow was in the camp closely watching everyone.
{It wasn't fair! Stop being a cyberbully!} Princessheart searched for a good piece of freshkill to eat.
[...You broke the rules. Your cat was killed, so therefore she no longer exists in this roleplay.]
{I was resurrected, like Starkit!}
[THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE, AND THAT FANFIC SUCKS!]
(dunt bee meene i roat taht annd i werkeed varey harrd onn et) Glayerdtt rmemmer howw laim Prisecesshrat wuz.
[You wrote Starkit's Prophecy?!]
(itt wazz mi ferst fnafic dant juge mee)
[...Back on topic, Princessheart was not resurrected by StarClan.]
{Then I was magically healed by the powers of catmint!}
[Catmint does not work like that...]
{Er....I was cloned from a bacteria cell by the US government!}
[...I believe that.]
{So I can stay? :D}
[No.]
{Please?}
[Give me one reason why I should let you back in.]
{I was robbed last night in real life?}
[I don't believe that at all]
{I was hit by a cement truck?}
[Yeah, right]
{I was abducted by the FBI!}
[And hedgehogs fly]
{That one was true! D:}
(No, it's not.) Goldheart rolled his eyes at Princessheart.
[:O uh....who are you and what have you done with Glodhart?!]
(I'm an undercover FBI agent. I can safely assure you Princessheart was not kidnapped by us.)
[You're FBI?! If you're undercover, why would you tell us?]
(My mission was to observe a dangerous criminal. That criminal is being apprehended as we speak, so I no longer need to maintain my disguise.)
[Who is the criminal?]
(Moonmoon is charged with the murder of 4 young children.)
"HEY! TELL THE SWAT TEAM TO STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Moonmoon protested.
(You're under arrest. Justice always wins.)
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I DIDN'T KNOW CYANIDE WAS POISONOUS!" Moonmoon pleaded.
(Tell it to the judge!)
"DARKSHADOW SAVE ME FROM THE EMPLOYEE OF THIS EVIL, TOTALITARIAN REGIME THAT I LIVE IN!" Princessheart yowled.
(The United States is a democracy, and the government aren't the bad guys.)
{You called me an attention whore!}
(I was in character...but it's actually true.)
{SEE THE GOVERNMENT IS PLOTTING MY DEMISE!}
(What have we done that's so bad?)
{You've been taken over by shape-shifter aliens!}
(I doubt that you seriously believe that.)
{You kidnap random children on the streets and brainwash them!}
(...No.)
{You faked the moon landing!}
(...Okay, that's actually true.)
{See, they admit it!}
(I don't wish to argue with you, young lady. My work here is done, so I'll be leaving this roleplay now.)
{The government agent has surrendered! I repeat, the American empire has been toppled!}
[...Well, I guess this just proves that you can never really know who people are on the Internet...]
A/N: Crazystar is back writing this chapter of this masterpiece! I hope you guys enjoyed, be sure to tell us what you think of the plot twists!
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