(Wow, I was gone for a few days and this happens! I'm the only one who is supposed to make Teafur cry, Acornleap!) Sunclaw walked around the camp, being awesomer than everyone as usual.
[Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it. Also, awesomer isn't a word.] Acornleap scanned the area near the border for signs of intruders. He quickly glanced over his shoulder as he heard a rustling noise, but it was only the wind blowing through the bushes. He sniffed at the ground. The only unusual scent that he detected was that of a fox, but it was a few days old. He would notify the deputy Darkshadow regardless.
("Roses are red, violets are blue" poems are so mainstream though. Don't you have any other poems, like something original?)
[Roses are red,
The grass is green,
Your mom is as big as a washing machine.
Is that more to your liking?]
(Ooh, a your mom joke! :D I like those! I'll remember that one. Want to have a your mom joke battle?)
[No. I have better things to do with my time.]
(Aw :( I guess I'll just bully Teafur then. I have to prove that I'm MUCH better at bullying than you Acornleap.)
{Why are you people so mean? D:} Teafur sat very, very sadly by the camp entrance.
(I know where you were born Teafur :D)
{How would you know that, meanie stalker? :( Where was I born then?}
(You must've been born on the highway, because that's where most accidents happen.)
{STOP BEING SO MEAN :(}
[...that's really mainstream, Sunclaw.]
(I thought you were leaving, Acornleap!)
[No, that was your dad.]
(...Dude, okay, that's really mean.)
[Thanks.]
{>:( I can be mean too!}
(Lol no you can't Teafur you little whiny baby.)
{YES I CAN! WATCH!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sunclaw's a bully and Acorn is too!}
(...That does not classify as mean, Teafur.)
{AW :'( I TRIED SO HARD. I SPENT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES PERFECTING THAT!}
[WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ROLEPLAYING, NOT SAYING ROSES ARE RED POEMS AND DIRECTING INSULTS AT EACH OTHER!] Darkshadow glared furiously at everyone.
(i gutt this!
rosses arr read,
vyeletts r blu,
drakshadow nobuddy litsens two yuo.
iff u jsut shuddup annd stopp waisting ur breth,
tehn maibee u wont boar every1 too deth.) Glarytht blastt airehornz triumphantley inn teh bcakgrownd.
[HEY! BEHAVE!] Darkshadow's eyes glowed bright red with rage.
(I love how the 7 year old who can't spell is better at insults than Teafur :D) Sunclaw chuckled, watching the scene unfold.
[He's not a 7 year old, he's an undercover FBI agent...you missed that part.]
(...there's no way...)
"JUHN CENNA!" Glatuthyt skream.
A/N: Crazystar here writing her 3rd consecutive chapter for this book! I hope you guys enjoyed it! :)
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