"Get ready the Twolegs are coming!" Hazelstar meowed.
"I still need a mentor!" Yarrowpaw yelled.
[Stop it! The Twolegs are coming...] Hazelstar yowled to the whole clan waking them up.
[I still need a mentor...] Yarrowpaw sat down.
[Just get to fighting!!!!!!] Hazelstar unsheathed her claws and saw the Twoleg.
Yarrowpaw kicked a pebble into the stream in sadness.
[FIGHT THE TWOLEG!!!!!] Hazelstar bit the Twoleg's arm and the Twoleg dropped her onto the ground.
[Yo, I'm back] HoneyStripe looked at the Leader and went straight ahead to attack the Twoleg.
[Welcome back HoneyStripe] Hazelstar looked relief to see her.
Yarrowpaw sat on a tree...wondering what to do with life.
[HELP US THE TWOLEG IS WINNING] Hazelstar clawed the Twoleg's leg.
Birdwing woke up late, from Hazelstar's call for help.
[YAY Thanks BirdWing!] HoneyStripe pushed the Twoleg and he started to retreat.
[What are you thanking me for?] Birdwing looked at Yarrowpaw in the sad tree.
[Never mind] HoneyStripe cheered in joy.
"Tommy, I told you not to bother those wild cats, they might have rabies." The older and taller woman retorted.
[Hazelstar, we don't talk like Twolegs]
[We are technically Twolegs]
[Whatever]
[Yarrowpaw, wants a mentor] Birdwing talked to Yarrowpaw.
[You don't say...] Hazelstar went to her den for a nap.
[Get her a mentor...] Birdwing suggested to Yarrowpaw, that HoneyStripe is a good mentor.
[No I'm not going to be Yarrowpaw's mentor, I'm far too cool for her] HoneyStripe danced.
[Girl...no you didn't.] Hazelstar glared at her deputy.
[It's Deputy!!!!!] HoneyStripe glared back.
[Fine! I'll be Yarrowpaw's mentor] Birdwing asked if she was good enough for her.
[YUS NO YARROWPAW] HoneyStripe danced.
[I could demote you...but I won't because I'm too lazy.] Hazelstar sleeps. [I'm also leaving]
[Bye!] Birdwing danced.
[Bye!] Yarrowpaw danced. [When will I have my apprentice ceremony]
[You are an apprentice, now shut up!] Hazelstar stalked away.
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Whisper here with another update and I hoped you enjoyed!
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The Ballad Of The MoonClan Roleplay
De TodoWe've all seen some cliché and terrible roleplays. This spoof is going to pick fun at those wretchedly awful roleplays! Follow the adventures of lots of cliché cats controlled by idiotic twolegs as they slowly break the fourth wall! Cover made...
