[Am a BiB agnet] Glodhart loks a round loting 4 fod
(What is a BiB? Is it a Bib for Flameblaze or Firestorm?) Heavyleg started to hunt.
Flameblaze: Hey!
Firestorm: Hey!
Flameblaze: Jinx
Firestorm: Jinx
Flameblaze: Double jinx
Firestorm: Double jinx
Flameblaze: Triple jinx
Firestorm: Triple jinx. Knock on wood.
Flameblaze: Hit!
Firestorm: Dangit I can't find wood.
Flameblaze: Haha!
[Stop it!] Heavyleg becomes grumpy cat.
(It was your fault! You're mean!) Firestorm stared at "Grumpy cat"
[I meant Dib] Glodhart loked it kat.
(Dib like calling something?) Firestorm pranced around confusedly.
[A ment FBI!!!] Glodhart angyed mrowd
(Wait, hold up...Glodhart is a FBI agent?) Heavyleg looked at Glodhart. (Why do you still talk like that...)
[I feel like it, so deal with it!] Glodhart angyed yled.
<Hello I finished my shift at work> Darkshadow stretched.
(Wait you work? I thought you were 13?) Heavyleg looked at Darkshadow suspiciously.
<Yeah, work is boring> Darkshadow waved at Heavyleg.
(ARE WE GOING TO ROLEPLAY OR SITTING AROUND SLACKING.) Flameblaze asked impatiently.
(Stop yelling!) Firestorm meowed.
(I have fighting issues!!!!!!!!!) Flameblaze punched Firestorm. Flameblaze punched Heavyleg.
Flameblaze punched Darkshadow.~The cats disappear from existence~
Flameblaze jumped in happiness. (I'm better than you!)
~
Chapter written by Whisper! I feel sick right now >~<. Hope you enjoyed!
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