HoneyStripe walked across the SunClan Camp, smiling at the other Warriors in the area. "Come over here for Patrol assignments," she meowed loudly.
[What does a nosy pepper do :D :D] Funnytail bounced toward her with a grin on his face. "Morning, Honeystripe," he meowed brightly, sitting down in front of her. "Can I go on a hunting patrol?"
[Please spell my name correctly.] HoneyStripe nodded. "You can lead a patrol with Rainbowfur and the new apprentice of the Clan, Yarrowpaw."
[I need a mentor, Hazelstar.] Yarrowpaw padded up to the deputy, giving her a nod.
Rainbowfur smiled & joined d rSt of d patrol. "Who iz lEdN again?" she sed.
[Nobody wants to hear my great jokes? :(] "I am!" Funnytail proclaimed. "Follow me out of camp." He turned and starting padding out of camp.
[Sure, tell me your joke.] Yarrowpaw followed, feeling useless. She had no mentor, so she had no skills.
Rainbowfur saw dat Yarrowpaw wz :-(. "I'm SBTA dat U fEl sad," she sed 2 d C@.
"Uh, thanks?" the apprentice muttered quietly, scared by Rainbowfur's horrid spelling skills.
[My spelling skills R not horrid! I jst sAv time.] She spotted a bird.
[He gets jalepeno business! Get it? Hal-up-in-your-business?] Funnytail dropped into a crouch, signaling with his tail that he would catch the prey.
Wonderfulwhisker ran up to the patrol. "Guess what, guess what!" he screeched, scaring the bird off.
[Hey!] Funnytail hissed at the tom, anger clouding his eyes. "I was going to catch that!"
"What do U hav 2 say," Rainbowfur askd politely.
"Trololololo!" proclaimed Wonderfulwhisker. He then ran off, giggling like a maniac.
[...] Yarrowpaw watched from a distance, not wanting to interfere with the tasks of the warriors.
[Want to hear another joke? D :) ;D ;)] Funnytail sighed and kept looking for prey.
[No.] Rainbowfur lookd rownd d area 4 prey.
[Meanie :(] Funnytail sighed. "Well, I guess we have the Acornleap curse. Let's get back to camp."
"The Acornleap curse?" Yarrowpaw asked.
"C'mon, let's kEp hunting!" Rainbowfur meowed n protest.
"Fine," Funnytail responded, turning back away from camp and into the forest.
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Hazelstar's heart pounded as she stared up at the sky. "There's going to be a storm," she predicted.
"Those are just clouds," scoffed Acornleap, who was sitting next to her in the center of camp. Honeystripe had gone to rest (offline) so he was waiting for her to awaken before he could go on patrol. He took a second glance at the sky, noting that the large gray wisps seemed to swirl in a torturous pattern. Looking in the distance, falling rain was visible from beyond the trees.
Hazelstar tilted her head as rain started to pour down. "Yep, I think I'm right!" she meowed as water started collecting on the floor of camp.
Clawowl pad out of warrior den. "It will flood!" he ask, sounds concern.
"Maybe," mused Hazelstar as the water level started rising.
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The Ballad Of The MoonClan Roleplay
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