Princessheart padded across the clearing, her white fur shining in the sunlight.
"Your fur looks like pee," squealed Fluffpaw. "And you're annoying!"
[Hey, don't be mean -__-]
[I was trying to make some of that drama that you love.]
[Fine] Princessheart broke down sobbing.
Flameblaze rushed over and started fighting Fluffpaw.
[Dude, that's uncalled for.] Darkshadow loomed in a corner of camp.
Fluffpaw cried in a corner.
Volebelly ran over to the prey pile and started shoving a bird down his throat, ready to start the day.
Flameblaze gently fought Fluffpaw. He stepped back. "I've saved you again!"
Sunclaw rushed over to Flameblaze. "She's my mate!"
Dividedfur squeezed between them. "Nope, she's my mate!"
[Like, OMG, Princessheart is not gay!] Princessheart squealed and ran into the warrior's den.
Sunclaw followed her.
Flameblaze killed Sunclaw and rushed to her side.
[Okay, this isn't funny. Are you Firestorm or something?] Darkshadow lurked in a corner of camp, his eyes dark with anger.
Volebelly grabbed a mouse and started eating it, curious to watching the unfolding events.
Princessheart purred, pressing her face against Sunclaw's.
[What, no!] Flameblaze squeezed between them, pushing over Sunclaw's dead body.
[HE'S! NOT! DEAD!] Sunclaw settled into his nest, tired from the day's events.
Volebelly ate a shrew, exhausted from hunting.
"She's my mate," growled Flameblaze, staring at the sleeping Sunclaw. "YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME!"
"I. . . just go to sleep," muttered Sunclaw, closing his eyes.
Princessheart ran out of the den as a fox broke through the wall. "Help me!"
Darkshadow leaped on the fox's back, sinking his claws into its soft flesh.
Flameblaze leaped out and killed the fox. "I saved you!"
Sunclaw killed the fox. "I saved you, Princessheart!"
[Hey, I was first!]
[Flameblaze was first, but its still alive. STOP BEING OP!] Darkshadow was haunted by the memories of his past as he slashed at the fox's back.
Princessheart yelped as the fox struck at her.
Glodhart shudred sa eh untd wth Snalplt.
Snailpelt silently stalked a mouse. She heard the drama but was too scared to go back to camp.
Sunclaw darted in front of Princessheart, blocking the blow with his steel-like body. He killed the fox quickly, saving his mate.
[That's it. Flameblaze, Sunclaw, you're both out. If I see you here again, I'm going to block you and report you.]
[What, NO! Please give me another chance.] Sunclaw flattened his ears back.
[Yeah, we were just roleplaying. Sorry that my cat's better than yours. . .]
[Flameblaze, we've talked about this like seventy times times now! You've given me a follow, some votes, reads, and even some horribly drawn art! There's nothing left. Leave.]
[What about Sunclaw? Plus, I'm not Firestorm! Quit getting us confused -___-]
[He gets another chance.]
[UNFAIR!]
[Fine, one more chance for you. . .]
Princessheart shuddered, ducking away from the dead fox and trembling in a pile of fur.
Moonmoon gave her some marigold on her wounds.
Shadepaw handed over some thyme.
Cloudpaw grabbed his mentor a pawful of catmint. He handled the precious herb with care.
Brightpaw gave Princessheart some water.
[What. . . Cloudpaw, you suck as a MC apprentice] Moonmoon started on Flameblaze, healing the injured tom with her magical medicine powers.
[You're telling me that?]
Darkshadow mysteriously limped off into the forest, leaving a trail of blood.
Glodhart trned to Snilplt. "Lts go bcak ot kanp," he mroled.
Snailpelt nodded timidly, ducking her head. Her heartbeat rose as she padded after him, her head tucked under her chin. Does. . . does he think I'm dumb? I should say something. But what? What should I say? Snailpelt decided to stay silent, eyes glassy with thought.
Darkshadow spotted the two cats, and terrified, he darted into a bush. He tripped and landed on a thorn; it pierced his skin, creating another mess of blood.
Glodhart ddnt ntoiec ihm.
This was the amazing Rio.
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The Ballad Of The MoonClan Roleplay
RandomWe've all seen some cliché and terrible roleplays. This spoof is going to pick fun at those wretchedly awful roleplays! Follow the adventures of lots of cliché cats controlled by idiotic twolegs as they slowly break the fourth wall! Cover made...