[I have so many jokes!] Funnytail ran around in circles.
|Not now I'm busy 'sorting' the Patrols that we don't have right now because cats aren't on| HoneyStripe looks through her book.
{Hello, how are you doing?} Darkshadow walked up to Honeystripe.
|You spelled my name wrong it's HoneyStripe!| HoneyStripe looked at Darkshadow, suspiciously.
{Geez, chill} Darkshadow walked away.
[I got a good one! What burns, but is chill?]
|Darkshadow| HoneyStripe laughed.
{It's Chile} Darkshadow stands on the rock majestically.
[It's Chili, the food.]
{Okay, I'm done!} Darkshadow retires to the elder's den, but then dies of lack of elders.
{I'm here} Smartfeather meowed, awaking by the blaze of the sun.
[I gtg do something] Funnytail lied and ran away.
|I gtg too| HoneyStripe packed her book. Aghhh paper cut! Cedarwing!!!!!!
Glodhart wok ip I M baac!1!1!1!1!11!!1!1!
{Your grammar is quite terrifying}
Glodhart nu falmin Strakjts weiter sa nu falminnn iters
{I'm not flaming, I'm roasting. Gosh, I hate that book.}
Glodhart sreamid nuououououoo :(
[Are you roasting chicken?]
{Shut up immature idiots}
What immature mean? Clawowl meow.
Ikd wat ir mwan! ikd wat idiot mewans i oby hraed idots.
{I leaving you morons}
wat i mRon.
{I hate you...}
(I'm here for once! What did I miss. Did any cat get hurt cause I said no getting hurt). Cedarwing grabbed his leaves.
*every cat despite what happened before pointed to HoneyStripe*
Every cat: HoneyStripe got a paper cut!
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Scene!I hope you enjoyed! I loved these new SunClan characters, what about you! This chapter was awesome in my opinion. It's actually 3 am in the morning for me right now, so I need to rest. If you laughed, then I made Death proud(Sorry, anime references). I need sleep. Good night y'all.
~Whisper
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