Leafspot pads around camp, bored.
Silvertogue smiled at Leafspot. "Wanna go-"
(FOR THE LAST TIME SILVER, KEEP IT PG)
(Geez, sorry)
Leafspot growled at the tom. "No. I don't like you."
"But-"
"No."
(Party killer)
Twistersoul read Leadspot's mind. He was horrified that she actually liked Silvertongue
(Wtsc?! I done like Silvertounge. Stop being OP)
{But I can read minds -_-}
(Kindly go away} Leafspot, who 100% HATED Silvertounge, saw Firestorm and Featherpaw. "Hello!"
Firestorm nodded to Featherpaw and killed Leafspot
Featherpaw grinned and ate Leafspot's blood
[Realistic much? And you cannot kill my cat wiTHOUT MY PERMISSION]
Strictmoon saw the mess of fighting cats. "Everyone! You are all on elder duties!"
#The RP promptly closes. Silver is annoyed at everyone. Everyone curses at the fourth wall. A new RP is added#
Old Tom smiled as he crossed the border to MoonClan
Flameblaze saw the raggedy tom. "Stop!
He smiled again. "'Tis fine young un'. Just here to see 'Oonstar."
"How do i know your not a enemy caln?"
(How do I know you're not in an enemy clan) Old Tom smiled. "I know everything."
Flameblaze Growled ans leeped on Old tom. [Thnaks -_-]
(Flameblaze growled and leaped on Old Tom) The elder smiled and dodged easily
Flameblaze snarld [Yiu can't smile al the Time! It's creapy
SnailPelt found FlameBlaze fighting OldTom. "You need any help, FlameBlaze?"
(Your spelling is atrocious, guys. /:)
[Watevert, just continu tye rollplay]
Old Tom saw Snailpelt. "Snailpelt! Remember me?"
{I don't. :$}
(Just pretend!)
{Why?}
(DRAMA FOR STARCLAN's SAKE)
SnailPelt gasped. "O-OldTom!"
Flameblaz smalerled at old Tim.
Old Tom, who wasn't a tim tam, grinned at Snailpelt. "It's been so long!"
Messyear ran up to the trio. "I had a dream that I was going to be leader!"
SnailPelt shouted "YOU RUINED THE MOMENT MESSYEAR!"
Darkshadow slinks around the forest. He was looking out for anyone that was close by.
Old Tom disappeared. (This RP is messed up. Seriouslu.)
[Ha! Yui mad a mistak!]
(-_-)
Suddenly, 69138232468 dragons were chasing Prinsessheart.
Sunclaw came up and killed only 69138232467 of them. "Someone! Help me kill the last one!"
Glodhat fume ip sns kilrrd yhe kadt pne.
"My hero!" Prinsessheart kissed Goldheart on the cheek.
"But I saved you!" Shouted Sunclaw.
Silver here with this awesome chapter! Hehe. Which cat is your favourite?
Mine is Old Tom or Glodhat
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